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Bryce F.A.Q (Last Updated: 2024 Nov 21 4:12 am)
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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster
And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...
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Wrote and posted this back in 2004. ENJOY!
Sung to the tune of "Bright Side of Life" by Monty Python
YOUTUBE Video of the original so you can sing along.
*** "Bright Side of Life"***
Bryce Side of Life, by RodsArt
Some renders in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other members just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing your life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things render for the best,
Always look on the Bryce side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the White Line of life.
[whistling]
If your model is Poly rotten,
There's a step that you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're file is in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just Curse your Pute and whistle. That's the thing.
And, always look on the Bryce side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the White Line of life,
[whistling]
For life is quite absurd
Drac gets the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Your Entry didn't win.
Give Your Forum friends a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So, always look on the Bryce side of death,
[whistling]
Just before your PCs terminal breath.
[whistling]
your Monitors a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Your PCs a laugh and it's death a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And, always look on the Bryce side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the White Line of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the Bryce side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the Bryce side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the Bryce side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the Bryce side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the Bryce side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the Bryce side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the Bryce side of life!
[whistling...
I mean, what do you have to lose
You come from nothing
You go back to nothing
What have you lost, nothing]
Always look on the Bryce side of life!
[whistling]
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Ockham's razor- It's that simple