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It's darn hard work being a professional forumite. Every time you need to make sure those uneducated plebs recognise your greatness, you have to write a pompous 150000 word essay on why the verts on Dawns toenails are more shiny than V6's lactimals ever will be. Whats more even annoying is it's exactly the same as you wrote last time. Thats time wasted that could be spend on grander, more important projects, like polishing a nipple bump map or slating content creators. Because, and lets face it, those people clearly don't have a clue faced with your immense level of skill, knowledge and education. Honestly here, they wouldn't recognise Alan Alda if they saw him riding a pink pony naked around a temple! Wouldn't it be great if technology could come to your rescue, to give you more time on the important things, like drinking coffee and eating popcorn. Well now it can, because those nice folks at NASA have been busy working on some new hardware designed to make your life even amazing than it is now. Best of all it's 125% free! So go treat yourself yourself and click the link above....

BTW - Before anyone really gets upset - suggest you follow all the links :)

Talk about tooting one's own horn... :lol:

Nothing like cotton candy to help the apple trees grow and the lambs sleep soundly until spring. :D

LOL !!  Thanks !