"Hulk come back. Woman tell Hulk no shirt, no shoes, no service. So Hulk try to buy shoes, but little man tell Hulk there no shoes Hulk's size, so Hulk make shoes. Hulk want leather shoes, but leather made from cows and Hulk not find cows, so Hulk use dogs. Hulk like dogs, but Hulk need shoes, so bye-bye dogs. Hulk find shirt in dumpster. Hulk think shirt strange, but very comfortable. So now Hulk have shirt and shoes and Hulk want service. Say Hulk must leave again and Hulk will smash! Puny humans hate Hulk, always hound Hulk. But Hulk hungry and puny man will give Hulk food or Hulk will smash you!" "W-w-what, uh, um, *ahem*, what would you like?" "Hulk want beans." "Um, I don't think we sell..., uh, sure, beans. No problem. Oh look, it's time for my break. COLLEEN! CUSTOMER!" Just another little piece of restaurant silliness.;)

hehhe! i wanted to see his shoes, though. erm... maybe not. :)

"Why little cape man afraid of Hulk? He not afraid in Hulk-Superman crossover books...Wait, little man even smaller that little cape man before. FAKE little cape man! Where real cape man?? Little cape man Hulk's friend. Hulk think little fake cape man hurt real little cape man. Now hulk hurt little fake cape man!"

I don't know, I think even Superman would be scared of the Hulk in a halter top. I know I'D be out the door instantly! If you don't think that's scary enough, though, I could always put him in a thong...;)

I;m referring to what actually happened in a couple of crossover comics.

The Inedible Bulk lives!

Looks like Hulk got a hold of one of my mother-in-law's bras.

Real Hulk bigger!!!