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tonight, my daughter who has had a total of 5 driving lessons decided to move my car so her friends could get out of the space. she did fine backing out and all that, but when returning my baby to it's parking slot, she managed to nick the construction block wall. so what i am saying is... hide your keys! sniffle sniffle
oh ouch! poor baby & poor bon, I bet your daughter's lying low for a while!
"You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star...." (Nietzsche)
not too long after I got my lisence, my mom let me take her car to drive a girlfriend and myself to a movie. after I dropped my friend off and was backing out of her driveway, i snagged the front driverside wheelwell on a bit of a firehydrant that was sticking out from under a bush. now you couldn't see the thing and stupid me just kept trying to back up, couldn't figure out why i wasn't moving. finaly gave up, pulled forward a bit and backed up without snagging it again. when i got home, the dent was small (pulled the wheelwell forward a little bit and crumpled it slightly) but being 16 i paniced. walked into my moms room, woke her up, handed her the keys and said 'i wrecked the car'. She shot out of the bedroom, ran outside, saw what i'd done which was so much less than what she was worried about that the result was she didn't get mad at all :)
Oh yikes bonbon! Michelle sits back dreading the day her oldest starts to drive
I am, therefore I create.......
--- michelleamarante.com
ah, local body shop will sort that NO problem. I speak from experience ;-) When I passed my test I had 7 accidents in the first year - of which only 1 was my fault. Wrong place wrong time for the others. Anyways, the year after that I had a humdinger. Borrowed my parents car for work, went into town for some money before setting off and while turning across the road a speeding car wiped me out. My parents were great, as long as I was ok etc etc....anyways, we got the car back with it's front end caved in, shoved it into a garage we rented in a garage lot and forgot about it for a couple of weeks. One day a teenager comes to our house nearly in tears...I mean REAL close, and all he can say is "You'd better come round to the garages".... His Dad rented the garage opposite to ours and had just bought a new Volvo which had a tow-bar on. The lad had been reversing out, his foot had slipped off the clutch lurching the car into our garage door - he got out, looked in and saw this car with a mangled front end.........and almost died. His face was an absolute picture when we told him it was already like that and he'd just damaged the door!!! Teenagers, huh?!? lol (",)
haha jordy... that kid will never be the same again!! i have'nt told her about the time i took out the fence at my parents when i was learning how to drive yet... saving that story for when i think she has had enough... hehe. my parents car was fine,not a scratch... but the fence,well, lets just say it looked like a bull had gone thru it!!.my punishment was to rebuild the fence.lol
nothing beats the time I flipped over a ditch on my sister's hubby's snowmobile. We had to go on a road to get back to the house, and for those who don't know, snowmobiles lose a LOT of traction on roads as opposed to riding on snow. Well, I wasn't going TOO fast (or so I say) and we had to turn left on a street. Well I turned, and the snowmobile's body turned, but it kept going straight on. Just as it tipped into the ditch, I jumped off, at one hella wierd angle (just kinda jumped horizontally cuz of the angle of the machine), and the thing rolled over twice. I landed about a foot away from where it actually ened up landing, soon after I hit the ground. No damage to the snowmobile, tho it very nearly crushed me in the middle of the ditch. Next time kiddies, the time I nearly broke my spine (stupidly) driving off a very big jump on my sister's hubby's yamaha dirt bike...
pfft jordy!! my last car was a 72 vw van that was badly dented and painted. I took the dents out myself with a ball peen hammer and used a rubber mallet and a small tennis ball to remove the creasing. then i took the car down to bare metal and repainted the entire car... i dont have any pics but let's just say the pros thought it was really well done... by the way, the car was painted jetblack with splatters of color that i applied by dipping chopsticks into cans of paint and then flicking the paint onto the car. hehe what was that about a man thing?
Girl, that's fine by me. I've never been embarrassed in the mens showers....... There follows another offensive joke (Well, offensive only if you are VERY easily offended) A small family were on a day trip and looking at some horses in a field. The little boy notices one of the horses is quite aroused, and asked his Mum "What's that thing under the horse, Mum?" "Oh, nothing" she replies "Go over to your father" So he goes over beside his Dad. After a couple of moments he looks at his Dad and says "Dad, what's that thing under the horse?" "That's it's willie, son" replied the Dad "Mum says it's nothing" said the boy To which the Dad says "Yeah, but she's been spoilt......." Tee Hee (",)
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