Hi, I'm Dave :^)
I've learned that Art is 5% inspiration and 95% perspiration! I started CGA as a hobby early 2004. This site is huge, so if you have seen any of my material, then thank you for taking the time.
BIO:I'm a widowed Electronics and Software design Engineer living in Southern California, about 60 miles east of Los Angeles.
My late wife Robin.. passed in 2003 after 31 wonderfully married years, the last 7 of which Robin was in poor health. I miss my Babe so much...
I'm working with Poser5, Bryce5.5, Wings3D, PSP-10 and CorelPaint8.My mother (Elnor) is also on this site as Silkylady. If you get a chance, please drop by her gallery and see her work.
Finally, remember these words of wisdom:
1) Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.2) If your only tool is a hammer then all your problems will look like nails.3) It's amazing what can be accomplished when one doesn't know what one can't do.4) Very few know how much one must know in order to know how little one really knows.5) Give a man fire and you heat him for awhile. Set a man on fire and he is heated for life.6) Complexity is a set of things that we figured how to do right, one built on top of the other, until failure is achieved.7) Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.8) Marriage is a place where you can be wrong in ways you never thought possible.9) If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no woman hears him.. is he still wrong?10) If at first you don't succeed, then cover up all previous attempts that failed.
Please enjoy your visit! Dave :^)(AKA: 'davidoblad','DLO')
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Comments (25)
Shardz
I must say that the person in lane 3 is going home with some good eatin' compared to the poor folks in lanes 2 and 4! I don't know what kind of operation they are running there, David, but I'm pretty sure PITA would be mighty upset! LOL!! Great expression on the turkey, and as usual your unique style and sense of humor prevails once again for magnificent food for thought! If I had half your imagination I'd be alright! I wish you the best Thanksgiving, and hopefully you won't end up with a stuffed bowling pin! They are ok with some butter and sauce, but are a bit on the chewy side! LOL! Excellent work, my friend, and I defintely got a chuckle for this fantastic image!!
violet
You and your crazy ideas...LOL...Well what else could turkey-bowling be...??? If the turkey has three holes it would be a different ballgame....well that would make another striking difference for the image...anyway Wonderful funny pic Dave !!!!!
melevos
this is very crazy but excellently done!!!!!!!
candat
I like it very mucho...at least it is funny..realy, there are to many sad, scary,etc...ugly things [stupid monsters,[..spaceships and other junk...keep it unreal...
Mondwin
Superb and funny pic, dear Dave!!Excellent as usual!!bravo!V:DDD
Amethystwolf
Hope they "spare" the poor turkey :-)
grandma1
That was too Funny! It would make you think of it that way! Thanks for the laugh! Excellent job!!!
csneller
Very Funny!!
coolcatcom
Hey Dave ol Buddy, I know what a Turkey shoot is saw one on TV the other night. Turkey Bowling? I think that in my minds eye I would have seen the same as you. Or could it mean Bowling for guys like me and you. The turkey looks like it's having a fit I think it knows that the Turkey doing the bowling in that lane is going to have a strike. Nothing like smashed Turkey for dinner. That Turkey must be the Turkey's prize for entering the Turkey Bowling contest. Happy thanksgiving you Turkey. "V" your buddy and biggest supporter of crazy art!!!!!!!! Where's Tamster??
llorna
How about bowling for a cooked turkey....oh well I can dream can't I? Have a happy Thanksgiving!
Blush
LOL I love it Wanting to wish you A Happy Thanksgiving as well Vote n hugs Susan~
Silkylady
Dave, I don't which is worse, being hit with a bowling ball, or stuck into a damn hot oven cooking. You have got to be the craziest kid I know of, for the exception of your Brother. You guys are nuts. POOR TURKEY...V...MOM...
Burpee
Mwahahahahaha!!! What a ;hoot' :D Happy Thanksgiving!
L33tace
LOL the poor turkey always gets it.
wildfire2003
Lol!! A bit of the sick humor David??? ;) Love it, too funny!!V
nancynewell
Happy Thanksgiving to a fine Artist. The eyes on this turkey are priceless. So simple... but say so much. I can almost see the smiles on your face while creating this chuckle/gobble for our amusement. Miss ya Buddy! I'm going to look at your gallery now. Lata XOXO
elusive-butterfly
You are so funny... the turkey is priceless i love his attitude. Really good bowling alley, so real. I love how you think and it always amazes me how well your compositions go together. Great job making us laugh David. Happy Thanksgiving xxooo Turkey bowling is when you use the turkey for a ball.
hotracer2
LOL.LOL..great expression and creativity:)..V
buzz69
hahahaha!! now this is just too funny!! actually i really like this a lot! super imagination you have and excellent sense of humour!! lol!! i am so glad that this image is right nexy to mine in seasonal gallery!! more of this art please! my kinda stuff:o)) VOTE*** lmfbo!
voske
Wonderful imagination you have!!!Excellent fun picture!!!!
evielouise
lmao dave you big turkey you lmao: this is so funneeeeeeeeeeeee! and you might have to have them mind of a eagle to think this up of a turkey hmm I dunno!! thanks for the giggles : ttfn turkey friend !hugs
BigKenLee
RULES OF TURKEY BOWLING: 1 You only get one ball. 2 All stuffing still in the turkey goes to the clean-up crew. 3 The wish bone goes on the display board with all the other turkeys that didn't get their wish. 4 When the ball returns to the bowler, they are responsible to clean the bones. 5 Going over the line is a FOWL, and will terminate your turkey license on the spot!! v
tony_br22
ha ha ha he he he .... ha ha ha
Megandoc
Great humour! Perhaps they atually use turkeys instead of bowling balls? Now, that's a thought! :)
DennisReed
LOL! I bowl, and frankly I've bag many a turkey, but, remember this, if you cross the line, everyone cries FOWL! ;)