Negotiating the Fee by RGUS

Poser • Fantasy • posted on Dec 21, 2005

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It started out as any other day... the answer machine begging to be picked up for those wives that know their husbands are cheating on them... but I needed coffee... and lots of it... it was a hard night folowing some blonker... fast cars... fast women... his wife's gonna leave him anyway... who cares... so long as she pays... Then "SHE" walked into my office... just another broad... husband troubles... as usual... she didn't hesitate... she came straight up to me and gave me a burning kiss... then I took the cigarette out of my mouth... she was obviously followed... she sat down just as a brick flew through my window aimed at her left breast... it broke four of my fingers... After telling her story... she needed to discuss my fee... "too much" she said... "I'm not cheap" I said... we enter Negotiations.... Thanks for looking... and if you read any of this... then I'm sorry...LOL Deane

Comments (43)

Tamela.J.

12:22AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

OMG LMAO You are the greatest story teller Deane!! I almost felt like Id been there when you mentioned fast women, fast cars, until the fee Negotiations entered & I came back to reality! LOL OMG Thanks for the laugh!! This is outstanding image as always!!

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mylemonblue

12:24AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

Oh man. Wow. I first thought to be him is great but then it could be more trouble than it's worth. How does one say no? Sizzle. This one is way to good. :D

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AGentleMuse

12:25AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

hehehe, terrific and humerous storytelling, Excellent image!!! V

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oiram

12:27AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

super work...bravo.

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drifterlee

12:28AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

Totaly cool! Bogart needs to be there, heheh! Excellent story and render!

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rixster

12:30AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

Excellent composition and lighting and the story rocks - Nice Job!!!

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Shardz

12:32AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

Private Eye indeed! This guy's really getting an eyeful alright! Money talks, but sex inherently screams (or moans, depending on what you are doing!) It really makes me wonder that if her husband is cheating on her, and she's doing these lewd acts...wouldn't that balance things out as a stalemate? LOL! Well, anyway, I'm obviously in the wrong business as this lucky guy is betting some serious fringe benefits! Forget the 401k plan, this is the bomb right here! LOL! Fantastic scene setup and posing of the characters! The setting and props is very authentic and perhaps the poor guy should put bars on his window! Excellent work!

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frankiemas

12:49AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

Here's looking at you kid!! I agree, I can picture Bogart in this picture!! Excellent image and great story!!! ^_^

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Danceswithroos

1:54AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

LOl Very funny Deane. You have a wonderful wit. Yes I did say wit. :) Do I smell the beginings of a new series. Can only hope!!!!

Orionboy

2:00AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

Excellent work !! Bye Orion ^_^

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GOLDILOCKSUK

2:02AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

Amazing and wonderful work. What you sorry for lol! Very sexy well done V Cathy xoxoxo

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STEVIEUKWONDER

2:13AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

Absolutely priceless Deane. Beautifully posed. I'm amazed you got that past the moderator! lol First class! Top notch Sir! Steve :o) V!

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Primal

3:38AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

Sounds like classic Walter Winchel..and reminds me of the further adventures of Nick Danger!!Excellent and incredibly artistic image!"There she lay spread eagle on the flour,I beat the eagle off and gave her a quick mouth to mouth resusitation".(Nick Danger)

shipmanjonathan

4:50AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

Aswome work as alway's. "V" ^_^

Eurion

5:11AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

OMG! That's funny!!! Sam Spade and all the others! LOL! Absolutely funny! Gorgeous image and gorgeous story too!

UweMattern

5:18AM | Wed, 21 December 2005

Super fantastic film noir image and story...very vrey good...i love it ~Uwe

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