Be Prepared! (for Shardz) by RGUS
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To my mate David... whose verbosity with comments on images in the gallery is second to none... I wish I could talk as long as you do David... but I don't know enough words...
Mate this is what you have to do next time the girlfriend turns up... be prepared... because like you mate I have no idea what women do with the toilet paper either... but as sure as you put a new roll on the holder it will be empty after they've been... maybe they're making note pads and keeping track of everything us blokes do... maybe they are really trying the old message in a bottle thing by flushing written notes down the gurgler... hell I don't know.... wish I did though!
Thanks for looking... a bit of toilet humour to brighten up your day...
Deane
Comments (41)
Eurion
She certainly is prepared! LOL Reminds me on someone I know very well... evil grin Excellent work - as always! Its time to thank you for the touch of humour one can so often find in your images. Gorgeous stuff!!!!
BBarbs
ROFLMAO !!!!! This is hilarious . Excellent work my friend. However, most women dont need quite that much toilet paper. Most women except pregnant women. Ha ha. You made such an artistically awesome image out of a bathroom scene. I cant believe it. So fantastic. I so love your work. Cracks me up alot of the time and at other times, I just wish I had thought of it. LOL. MERRY XMAS. HUGSSSS
oiram
hahaha cool done lol...
Foxseelady
Yup brighten my day (or night really) it did! That is great tooo funny and well done too! Didn't know women used alot of butt wipe though lol You should see how much kids use :0 Great image and a happy holidays to you, hope you get as many smiles as this image has given us!
Whimsical
hehe.. can relate to Foxseelady's comment re kids using a heap of it. My daughter usualy steals rolls of it to use for bandages on her dollies n such lol. Great pic :-))
mylemonblue
Hahaha... That is funny! I love it. I once had that much in a closet and people thought I was nuts...Ok maybe I am nuts. :p
drifterlee
Hohoho!!!! That toilet paper looks a little shiny- i hope her little backside doesn't get sore,LOL!
Nuria
Ohh!! Have I always thought that that is the men they make with the paper and reason they always leave the empty cardboard rolls in the bathroom???? Fantastic image and humor!!
Shardz
This is at least two whole days worth of supply and I just know she's going to toss at least half of it out the window to one her friends! I did some research and asked some former girlfriends to tell me the low down on this mystery. One actually constructed a hang glider with it in her spare time while I was at work. As soon as it was completed she flew away. Another one was sending half of it to Eithiopia for charity (are there even toilets there?). My favorite was the one stuffing it into her bra - for over a month I thought she was a DD size until I ran out! LOL! I figured it all out, though! I cut out those cardboard holders and made a 50 foot sign out front of my place; it reads BYOTP!! I'm looking forward to buying that new Ferarri with all the money I'm saving! LOL! Fantastic image, Deane, and ladies - we're onto you now!! Muahahahaha! Excellent work and thanks so much for the laugh! [ShardzBot Error 517: Parsing in line 11 - unfound term 'Muahahahaha!'. Please use ':P "" ' instead.]
Tamela.J.
ROFLMAO Deane!! This is SPECTACULAR & it really fits all those comments David leaves in your gallery!! Outstanding work as always!!
Beniu
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA! HAHAHA! Great one!!!
anitalee
Lol! Very nice
AGentleMuse
ROFL!! Yoyr and Davids humour is just priceless, every time I come and see one of your images, I usually go away laughing, cheers my whole day up! oh and Excellent idea and work too! ;o)
awadissk
Very beautiful and very nicely done work!!!!!!!!!!!!
STEVIEUKWONDER
As every good boy scout should remember, be prepared. Especially when there's a lady on the pan! lol Gorgeous perspective Deane. Excellent finish Sir. Steve :o)
willigooo
;O) !!!
thartwick1
Be prepared! LOL! Very cool!
SoulTaker
dont use the cheap shiney stuff, you tight ass . go get the nice soft ones
Danceswithroos
You are braver than me Deane. LOL Good one Mate!!!
prog
Well, I think everything might go smoother if she pulled those shorts down!!!! I've forgotten a few times myself, and it was no fun! LOL!!! Seriously-thanks for the laugh!!! Excellent work!!
frankiemas
She certainly does look prepared!!! This is very funny!!! ^_^
Forevernyt
Man, this pic is full of sh....... Well, at least we can clean it all up with the extra TP! :) Very funny render.
ericfarris
LOL Excellent and so original!!!! Bravo Deane!!! EXCELLENT WORK!!!!
vince3
must be curry night!!!!!!!!! when i was at school we had shiny paper like that!!!!not at all absorbent!!!!!!!!thanks for the giggle!!!!!!!!
Primal
I know what you mean!!!Were do they put it all??Excellent Toilet Humor!!!
webdancer
Too funny! Yeah, we use a lot! Excellent work!
GOLDILOCKSUK
Oh I love your wit this is so funny! Great lighting and wonderful use of the toilet. Love the outfit! V Cathy xoxoxo
bandolin
You're posing skills are sublime. So natural.
FS
Superb work!!Very funny!
Ede1302
Too funny but you are right Deane! Excellent work!!! V