Vicki- You...! You're not even ready! Are You dumb? You're gonna be late! Santa- Late?! A Santa is never late, little helper! Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to! V.- Eh-- Yes! Actually that would be a wizard, now Santas they're... what the...am I saying? Hey, BTW, I'm not one of those... those who-knows-what of Yours -- d'You see ponted ears on me? Or did't You notice I'm just slightly taller than a meter and a spittle? [note: this's a typical italian expression, evidently she's Italo-polar] And this is no film, this is reality [sic.], and we REALLY got no time! Now just stop scratching Yourself, put on Your fatigue, and take off! IMMEDIATELY! S.- Calm down, little fellaw! I still got W.C.-buisness before all that stuff! Don't You know my motto? Always fly as light as You can afford! For it'd be a mess indeed to have to land halfway to drop some cargo, Yeap! Said so, he merrily heads off to the... hem, not worth mentioning... Glancing at him as he leaves, she mutters: V.- He's a no-hope son-of-a-reindeer... And from behing the door of the... well, from there... comes back, mixed with other noises, his voice: S.- I hear You! Better leave alone mama and papa, lass! Staring the door with a smile on her face: V.- ... but he sure 's got that magical feeling with kids! Merry Xmast Santa -- after all, we really need guys like You! End of Tale And Merry Xmast to all You, folks! Wow, seems I made it just in time (it's 10:50 p.m. of the 24th here&now). Everybody was posting up their Xmast-cards and what 'bout me? As I always try to distinguish myself... "I got to do one!" But I was really late! Yet this gave me the idea ;-) Anyway this was meant to be a real quick one. Alas, when I and my PC are quick it'll take just a day... Now most of the stuff (dress, etc) here is from DAZ, want to mention that I used the Elderlies morph and textures on him (M3). PS: Why did she say "this is no film"? Well the sentence "A Santa(-> wizard, in the original) is never late..." comes from The Fellowship of the Ring, while the "Actually, that would be a wizard (-> giant)..." is from Shrek. ;-) PPS: Hey! Is he nasty enough? This was just for fun, so I hope You enjoyed! Merry Xmast to all of You and to all of Your beloved ones! Thanks!