Ladeees, and Gentlefolks! We are been gathering here to bestow our special value award to the most priceful Nigerian Letter that ever spammed e-mail boxes in the all world. I is Mobutu Seseseko and I thanking my numerous widows who begin to started the fashion of writing to blessing unknown peeeple about my millions of dollars, which I never had in fact. But never to mind this. Today we honor the best, tear-wrenching letter ever sent in the little immaterial box called the e-mail. It was hard for to make choice, all letters are good in English, widow writes, there are children, too and the essential element of reward. Of the inexistent funds deposited in inexistent trusts, the general sum is around 10 millions dollars. Not too little and not too much - creates interest, but not the alarm. So, why now no one believes the little letters? There are too many letters, too many unfortunate, poor widows! To cut the story to piece, as I did with my enemies, the winner of the best Niggerian letter Award is the first Nigerian Letter ever to go in Internet, the letter wrote for my widow and in my name. Hey, it means I win! Give me my money back! I have 5 children and 15 million dollars in a trust fund in Switzerland! I really do. Give me all your bank account numbers, I need my money! Hey, Mister, get away from me! I really is Mobutu Seseseko, I am! Hey, what is that shirt with long sleeves? Strait jacket? I don't like the color, makes me look pale! Hey, help! They kidnap me! My money! I need my money for the ransom! (fades in the distance...)