Stupid Frog by Margana

Photography • Animals • posted on Apr 28, 2006

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them! *****Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers ONLY: Please scroll down.***** The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women aren't as clever as they think they are! Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show! PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this it only goes to show you never listen! LOL.Found this on the net and thought I'd share it... Thanks for looking and for any comments you may choose to leave.I know it's not much but I thought it was kind of cute,and to be honest I'm STRUGGLING to reach 100 uploads.At the rate I upload that could take me forever!So bear with this 'stupid frog' of an upload,will ya?LOL. Have a wonderful weekend everybody! Always, Marlene :^)

Comments (47)

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Valentin

12:49PM | Sat, 29 April 2006

This frog has very wise eye and is beautiful... Fantastic captured!!

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tommorules

1:28PM | Sat, 29 April 2006

Superb colours (sorry colors hehe), and although I've heard the joke before it bears repeating!!

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Lledeline

3:24PM | Sat, 29 April 2006

Beautiful picture. For the story ..

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jcv2

3:35PM | Sat, 29 April 2006

Ha ha ha, very original find, Marlene, it sounds all making pretty much sense and I'm glad our usual wishes are forged by those things we call hands and feet, allowing us the time to think our wishes over and over while we're putting effort to realise those wishes! Gorgeous work! ribet

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tmathise

10:57PM | Sat, 29 April 2006

Stunning photo Marlene! Beautiful work my friend! Have a most wonderful Sunday.

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danob

7:46AM | Sun, 30 April 2006

Very good shot

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Dianthus

10:23PM | Sun, 30 April 2006

Haha i did continue to read. Awesome joke and cute froggie shot. Thanks for my smile:)

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GiMi53

5:18AM | Mon, 01 May 2006

The gallery is really in the mood for frogs nowadays... this one is awesome in the colorful surrounding... Great shot, Marlene and of course, funny story ! :~)

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squirrel2005

12:19PM | Mon, 01 May 2006

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Fun story and CUTE frog:))) Lov ethis shot!!!

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TwoPynts

12:47PM | Mon, 01 May 2006

Kewl! I had heard that joke before, but not the updated version. I like it much better! ;o] Terrific froggy photo, you'll make 100 B4 you know it! -Why are there so many songs about rainbows/ And what's on the other side/ Rainbows are visions but only illusions/ And rainbows have nothing to hide/ So we've been told and some choose to believe it/ I know they're wrong, wait and see/ Someday we'll find it/ The rainbow connection/ The lovers, the dreamers and me.

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DJB

7:58PM | Mon, 01 May 2006

Just like a woman to keep telling a joke that most men have heard. LOL But I loved your little comments after hehehe. Now I will tell you to stop minimizing your work. The colours and beauty in the pond are so well taken.This is painter quality artwork and photograph. Most imepressed Marlene.Yep most impressed.~~!!!

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sharky_

11:42PM | Mon, 01 May 2006

Beautiful capture and love your title...lol Aloha

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nongo

11:52PM | Tue, 02 May 2006

I remember getting this joke in an e-mail!!! Got a laugh out of me!!!! but this image is brilliant!!!!! It's very pleasing to the eye!!!! Excellent work !!!

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girsempa

8:56PM | Fri, 05 May 2006

In case you're not fed up already with all the comments here, here's one more LOL. This really is an amazing picture, with all the wonderful colors, not to mention the superb composition! A marvel in any gallery!

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maggiemai

9:26PM | Mon, 15 May 2006

OMG Marlene! What an amazing photo! This looks better than most I've seen in magazines. The colors are just outstanding! If I took this picture, it would be green and brown...LOL Amazing tho..truly! Loved your joke..so appropriate with your pic but what made me laugh the most was Andreas laughing... LOL! What a nut he is isn't he? hehehe :-) Again...absolutely Stunning photo! VOTE

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TallPockets

2:39AM | Mon, 19 June 2006

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them! NOW ya' tell me!! ~SIGH~ Methinks the frog is not so stupid? Sittin' on a Lily Pad all day long? Excellent photo!

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