This is a bit of abstract musing after opening my mail this morning. Should be block prose, but writing in this format makes it easier to read. Hugs to all who visit! ******************************************** I click. 'Do you want to connect?' it asks me Why else would I click, you dumb thing. 'Connecting,' it replies. I wait.. and wait..... Still waiting........ Downloading message one two three Wow! Thirteen messages. I am blessed I am remembered I am loved Ok, let me see One - 'Do you need Viagra..?' Ha ha ha ha A single woman with no man Need Viagra? Talk about a slap in the face..... Two - 'You just have to get Cialis at this discount price.' Grrrrrrrrrr Three - 'Gallery Comment Posted' Oh wow. Someone had the decency to comment, to give a little bit of themselves to me. Four - 'Gallery Comment Posted' Yeah! I click on the link while the rest are downloading The page loads. I am stunned. Amazed. Filled with happiness. Six comments that shows they liked it. A little bit of fun I had A bit of love and laugh enjoyed by others. I go back to my inbox on outlook express. Five - 'Do I need some hot date for tonight?' Hmmm, I'm heading that way after all the talk of viagra and cialis. Six - 'We need your help.' Oh good, something that will keep me occupied for five minutes. 'We need an overseas contact that can transfer millions .... of dollars .... for us' Just give me the money and be done with it. Grrrrrr Seven, Eight, Nine and Ten 'Gallery Comments Posted' Feel the love..... Eleven - 'You have five minutes to forward this email to thirty people Or you'll be broke.' Hah! One up on you buddy, I'm already there... Twelve - 'A life lesson worth reading.' Oh yes, that was beautiful. This I'll forward to all my friends. Click, click.. Thirteen - 'V_i_a_g_r_a' Silly people don't know how to spell. They think they'll confuse us into reading the ad.. I hate spammers! Hey, here's a new message coming through! Let me click to see. Oh Sh#!@# System Error Your harddrive has been deleted. Please see your dealer about reinstalling windows And kicking your butt for not installing an antivirus program. Yep, I am loved.