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A Bird's Eye View

Photography Humor posted on Aug 21, 2006
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Hi folks. The following is a yucky story about a yucky photo of a yucky-looking bird....So I don't blame you if you decide not to read any further...I'm not sure I would even want to...So this is my way of warning you,guys.Okay? Okay. Aw,I knew your curiousity would get the better of you,lol.Okay,last chance...it's still not too late to back out,you know. Lol,you really can't help yourself,can you? Okay then,you asked for it... I was fiddling with my camera last week in my brother-in-law's backyard,when someone called to me ,'Ooh,look at that funny bird.Quick,Marlene get a picture!' The kids were all playing in the jacuzzi and this little guy had flown right up to the edge of it,seemingly oblivious to any form of threat from them,whatsoever....and he was chirping his little fool head off.So I rushed over towards him,and just as I put the camera up to my face,he flew off to the other side of the yard. But now,he was in an even better position for me,for he had perched himself on the fence directly at my eye-level.So I approached him slowly,trying not to frighten him and surprise ,surprise,he didn't fly away.He just kept sitting there chirping and chirping and chirping. Finally,when I got good and close to him,I put my cam up to my eye and zoomed in as much as I could.Focused...and Click!Got him! And that's when he turned his head...and...and...EWWW!...His right eyeball had been half pecked out!EWWWWW!!!!!!....And,yuck(!) I got to see it up close and personal.....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :^/ Well,needless to say,I screamed and ran away,camera swinging wildly at my neck,with a major case of the heebie-jeebies. So...what's the moral of this story? One,always....always(!)...wear your camera strap! And two... Well,I think I'll let you guys figure that one out for yourselves.Lol. Thanks for looking and for any comments you see fit to leave.I hope I didn't gross you all out too much.But hey,I did warn ya,didn't I? Sincerely, Marlene :^)

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rainbows

6:47AM | Wed, 23 August 2006

Wonderful capture, he is so beautiful! Thank you Marlene for showing him to us all. He looks healthy, that is the main thing... Di.

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Cosme..D..Churruca

9:39AM | Wed, 23 August 2006

Extraordinary Marlene !

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TallPockets

9:49PM | Thu, 24 August 2006

Gorgeous image!! Neat story with it. GRINS. Btw: Maybe this 'chirping' creature is the Sammy Davis Jr. of the bird world? SMILE. (Hope ya' get the joke). T.P.

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lior

4:45PM | Mon, 28 August 2006

Nice story,very nice capture! Hugs :)

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maggiemai

3:32PM | Mon, 04 September 2006

Chirping merrily??? I think not!! I think he was screaming..."CALL 911...CALL 911!!!" hehehehehe Fantastic capture...he's sooooo cute.. and I loved your story!!! :-)

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matasabu

5:28AM | Thu, 14 September 2006

Scary story but your shot has very beautiful light and shadows with perfect focus. The moral of this story hit me. This is my moral of your story. There are both sides in things. If there is good side, there is bad side there, and it looks like both sides of the coin. If his left eyeball is good side, his right eyeball is bad side. You saw a good side first, and you were surprised to see a bad side afterwards. What a deep moral in your work. :D

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Flannelman

12:07PM | Tue, 24 October 2006

Really good photograph and a sad/funny story. Maybe this one will keep an eye out for you next time (eeeewwwwwwww). thanx ;-)

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Margana

12:59PM | Tue, 24 October 2006

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!LMAO!!!!

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