Foot-Out-of-Mouth by Conniekat8

Bryce • Humor • posted on Sep 05, 2006

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Foot Out of Mouth Extractor First, thank you kindly for the comments on my previous images. It is very encouraging and inspiring. You guys and gals are wonderful. Have you ever been in a conversation or made a forum post where you said something, and sas soon as you heard yourself or as soon as you hit [send], you got that dreaded foot in the mouth feeling. Or you said something that you thought makes perfect sense, and i was met with the dreaded silence and puzzled looks. Well, there's hope. I've patented my latest invention. A Foot-Out-of-Mouth Extractor. It is best when a friend carries it with them, and gently performs the procedure on you, immediately upon realizing you have the need for this minor extraction. As soon as the extraction is complete, everyone involved will forget the incident. It's the super-secret special alloys in the shinny gold rim of the extractor that causes collective amnesia of the dreaded event. It has also been known to magically cure some people' social anxiety, but, this would be off-label use, and at your own risk. Downloads for your very own foot out of mouth extractor available soon, at your neighborhood potion and fragrant oils salesman or a door to door magazine subscribtion reseller! Don't settle for cheap imitations, demand the original "Foot-Out-of-Mouth-Extractor" Also availble online from www.jamyouwithspam.gyp Heh, tell ya what, we just can't seem to get away from them 'short messages from our sponsors' anywhere, can we? Enjoy! Hugz to you all, Connie :)

Comments (20)

Valerie-Ducom

3:28AM | Wed, 06 September 2006

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww, fanstastic image and very nice realisation of color and lighting.. Your composition is perfectly my friend!!! I like it ;) Good day and hugs ;)

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