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This is a fairly accurate representation of myself circa 1974. It's still a pretty good likeness, save that the hair and beard are considerably lighter in color and the face looks more like corrugated cardboard. Hope you enjoy your stay!
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Name: Anything but "Late For Supper". Age: Now the government says you can't discriminate on that basis any more, but do you really trust the government? Height: Put it this way, I can reach anything in the back of the top shelf of the kitchen without standing tiptoe. Weight: Sufficient that the force of gravity prevents me floating off into the stratosphere. Eyes: Two. Hair: Formerly a glossy black, until Dame Nature added beaucoup bleach. At least most of them have decided not to fall out. Occupation: Webmaster, Pennsylvania House of Representatives Democratic Caucus. Preoccupation: Almost anything that involves computers (graphics, web design, etc.); also folk music, writing it and singing it with our little band. Place of residence: Mostly inside my mind. Peace.
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Comments (13)
lygher_xero
lmao lmao lmao lmao wow that's funny
Bothellite
Senser - a politically-charged UK band originally formed in South West London Sensor - a device that responds to a physical stimulus Censor - Conservative Cents'r - Cheap Bloke Keep up the good work Morgan. Too much thinking will exclude the opposition. You can vote at home too.
msebonyluv
LOL i think I saw that machine up here getting ready for voters in an upcoming election!! Awesome work!!
huenersh
Real good idea!
ilona
heheh ethis is too funny! Fantastic Morgan!!!!
TheAnimaGemini
LOOOOOOL This is great. Fantastic and excellent Morgan.
Rainbowgirl
LOL That is going to make my day Morgan!
Petra-S
Super!
RodolfoCiminelli
Great idea and fantastic realization my friend......!!!
Denys234
Very nice ... humorous caption
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fightin' the good fight, bro!
ChristineG
wow cool scene.. love your postwork. excellent work
Mercytoo
Damn, that's scary Morgan. I've heard of problems with them, and never really trusted them, frankly. I am confused though because we've never used the electronic voting machines here in my district. Can anyone just insert a disk into these things? I would think they'd be smart enough to lock it up so that you can't put any disks into the damn thing, but having never seen one, I couldn't tell you. I think paper is the only way to go. That's how we do it in my city... and at least then there is a paper trail. Now, hopefully I will be voting in the next ellections. I lost my Voter ID card, and when I had to renew my licences on my birthday, I requested a new one, but it still hasn't come yet. sigh. And I do want to vote. I don't like our govenor, nor her main competition. I'm actually voting independant this year. Awesome image hon. Thanks for bringing the article to my attention.