Meredith_0189 by MeredithWilson

Writers • Humor • posted on Nov 17, 2006

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Guys are ALWAYS whining about having to take us girls to sensitive, meaningful, thoughtful movies. Translation

Comments (24)

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Argon18

3:57PM | Fri, 17 November 2006

It reminds me of that Extreme Granny from the movie Hoodwinked I bet that Dirty Harriet had a Triple G tattoo on her neck.

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Silkylady

4:22PM | Fri, 17 November 2006

Cute story, but I wish I had all the time to get to all of your images. I'm an old lady who can't sit too long in one place, without hurting. I'm lucky if I can comment on one or two in your gallery pics. But I love them. Huggs...Silkylady...

kenben

4:37PM | Fri, 17 November 2006

The pictures are good, Silkylady, but it's the stories that go with them that make them so absolutely awesome! PS: I think Brandelhurst should quit complaining so much. After all, most males know better than to get between Meredith (Digital or DNA) and an ongoing sale!

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Parthius

5:23PM | Fri, 17 November 2006

Very cute, and definitely warped!!!

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DennisReed

6:00PM | Fri, 17 November 2006

LMAO!

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tallpindo

6:09PM | Fri, 17 November 2006

My cousin has a .44 magnum which he uses to hunt pheasants and deer. He says it has 1400 fps muzzle velocity which means the little creatures of the forest are reaped without benefit of a hearing.(the speed of sound is 1114 fps at sea level) This is all in keeping with modern administrative procedure. It just shows that too many cuckles spoil the brothel.

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jocko500

6:57PM | Fri, 17 November 2006

I watch "Little house on the Pariy[misspelled lol]" But I love that show that day so when my sister in law came I was telling her all about it but my wife say that is not what happened. Lol my wife told a diff story of what was on. They thought I was crazy and I not blond so I watched for a rerun of the show and I was shock to see I was wrong. Just show you a guy can watch a girly show but he will get it all mix up and it may turn out to be like "the Texas Chainsaw massicares"

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jif3d

7:03PM | Fri, 17 November 2006

So dis is what's going down in the hood these days ? ROTFLMAO, Dirty Harriet should hook up with Clint and make a movie called "go ahead punk and try to give a bath"...hehehe ! LOL & ~Cheers~ :o)

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davidoblad

7:10PM | Fri, 17 November 2006

I thought at first this had to do with your post #183. But in that one, your blonds are riding everywhere BUT the hood. Ok... wolf stew? Since Granny lives in Fable land, I'd be afraid the wolf would transform back into Prince Charming after being shot. That kind of stuff happens all the time over there I hear. Of course, if Granny was fast enough with an ax, I suppose nobody would notice the difference in the stew. As far as Packing Grannies goes, this is a true story: A granny type was going to her car after shopping, just to find four men about to leave in her car. She pulled a gun and forced the men out of the car, got in, and drove away. It took her several minutes to realize that the car was the same model, but not actually her own car. She went to the police to report her small mistake. She found the four men at the counter, reporting a car jacking by a little ol pistol packing granny. All ended well. Life can be stranger than fiction. Now.. Did I understand you right? Your boss actually pays you to do this stuff now? How do I get a job like that! Geeze.. Bullwinkle cartoons for meetings, catered lunches, Meredith Promos, making Nude Blonds for posting (or making Blonds nude).. either way.. where do I sign up? Very funny stuff Mere. Have fun and so will we. Hugs from Dave :^)

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Richardphotos

7:41PM | Fri, 17 November 2006

I was waiting with suspense for this fable of yours. hilarious and I like the turn of events for the wolf. I am in awe of your writing ability

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Faery_Light

10:27PM | Fri, 17 November 2006

Cheers for the pistol packin granny! Gotta keep those wolves in their place. :) Oh, I can hardly wait for the next one. Excellent story.

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TheAnimaGemini

1:27AM | Sat, 18 November 2006

LOL Great. I love this one. Funny story and what a wicked end. hahaha

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brycek

3:01AM | Sat, 18 November 2006

Now this is great..wonderful story Meredith!!

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Rick323

6:51AM | Sat, 18 November 2006

What a heart warming story! Your stories remind me of Mystery Science Theatre 3000--cracking wise, during the story. Good moral--but I think it applies to all wackos not just grannies--come to think of it, I need to go sight in a shootin iron. Wolf stew? I think I saw something on the food network how to prepare--sounded good!

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Bernado

6:58AM | Sat, 18 November 2006

LOL! Dirty Harriet! I suppose she called the wolf punk before killing him! 8-) Excellent story. No matter what happens in the stories wolves don't fare well. Which means the moral will be: Don't be a wolf! 8-)

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rawdodb

10:07AM | Sat, 18 November 2006

Love it! Always figured the LRRH was a dittze for not being able to tell the difference between Her Grandma & a Wolf in cheap clothing......

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Axeye

8:39PM | Sat, 18 November 2006

Well Meredith, I love your "Action Adventure" story based on LRRH. I thought you were going to give us a "Chick Flick" version base on your intro! LOL I actually prefer mysteries, but the movie industry makes movies for the 16 to 23 crowd who are more likely to spend money at the cinemas, and that crowd prefers the movies you've described... So I just turn on the TV and watch the football game! LOL Okay shoot me, but it's about the only thing to watch that I can't tell the ending after just the first 5 minutes!

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