Poor Roger, and What were you doing in the mens room?

What a relief... Glad that operation is over and everyone is happy about the out come... Beautiful work, Love your humor!!! Keep'em coming.. Can hardly wait to see what you come up with next!

I was thumbing thru a tabloid today and some woman in Brazil claimed that her cat got knocked up by a neighbors dog. there was 5 in the litter and two looked like the father and three--well anybodies guess. all five was nursing from their mother. a paternity suit is in the makings and if the dna checks out the father dog will have to contribute litter for the litter. he is very nervous about his reputation. a farner bought a new rooster and he, the rooster was having his way with all the chickens, turkeys , cats and dogs. the farmer in disgust told him he was going to die young if he did not stop. well, one morning the rooster was laying back side up in the yard and the farmer said in a loud voice" I told you were going to die" the rooster raised his head and told the farmer to shut up, because he was waiting for the buzzard!!! to your "sex change" I say more power to you. I will volunteer to do the painting

You need to collect all this things together and publish them. Hilarious! And you've really got a knack for stringing everyone along to the punchline. Very creative writing.

Go get them, Meredith! I think I've spent half my life standing in line for bathrooms! All the ladies' rooms need to be twice or three times as big as the men's. And make them put some racks and hooks for coats and purses in the stalls, too. Very funny story and sadly so true!