Hi all. Back to the land of living I must arrive... I pray all had a great Christmas and New Years? The following is my glimpse into the mind of my thirteen year old son... (language edited to PG10!) **************************************** Heh heh heh, let me see what I can do today. Annoy my mum? That is too easy. I just need to drop my clothes on the floor like so...... then drap my school shirt over my bedside lamp so it can get burned on the overheating left-on light bulb. Oh yes, I must check those plates I left under my bed to see how my scientific experiment is doing.... Nice! That fungus is growing thick and slimy. Just the perfect thing to get my nose running with allergies so I can cut school for the day. Right, that's done so all I have to do is pick a fight with her so she comes into my room to lecture me. I had better just make sure the fugus plate is slightly visible to annoyed eyes... On to my little sister. So much fun when I pick on her. She cries so well when I tease her and call her a stick insect. I just can't believe she eats so much and never puts on weight... I hope I don't look like that. Mum loves it when we fight. She gets to lock herself in her room just so the headaches calm down. I know she's up to something else in that room though. Probably writing her dumb poems again. I'm hungry as usual. Let me check the fridge..... Oh YES! My sister still has a yoghurt she's been saving. Let's see if it still tastes right... Oh yum. It's just a small one so I'd better finish it. I can always blame it on Gran that it's missing.... And mum's fruit for her diet. She's still got 2 plums so I can eat all the grapes and peaches. I really don't believe her that I'll get a tummy ache if I eat too much fruit. I think she just says that to stop me from pinching her food. Ha ha ha. I'm one up on you, mum! Oh damn! I forgot to tell her I need the Cricket kit by this morning. What excuse can I make up to cover my ass? Oh I know! She was busy on the phone yesterday. I'll tell her I mentioned it to her then and she'll think she forgot. I love to see the way her eyes wrinkle when she frowns like she normally does. She is getting so old those wrinkles are getting real deep! Shaun is on the bus today. Hmmm, I think I will sit next to the girl he likes and chat to her. She is a real dork but it really annoys Shaun. I wonder if I can get him to hit me first so I can wallop him back. Hmmmm...