Thanks for all the comments on Part 1 posted yesterday. Here's another to hopefully make you all chuckle a tad... Hugs and have a great day Sue ***************************** Hah! A new day in which to have a bit of innocent fun. Yes, it is innocent as no one will get physically hurt - unless my mum finds out how I manipulate everyone for my pure enjoyment. Then my ass will burn... Monday today. I know my mum told me that she only has enough cash for food for the month but surely I can push my luck a little... I really want that dymo flashlight to go on the front of my bike. I know that I don't ride at night but it will look so cool! Maybe I should catch her as she walks out of her room before she's properly awake. Just hopes she doesn't walk into the door trying to swat me - although that would be a cool laugh. Damn. It didn't work. She just looked at me out of those blearly eyes, which don't seem to focus properly and ignored me as she tripped over my school shoes I left in front of the bathroom door. Hey! That's given me an idea! I'll swipe that cuppa coffee she's just made for herself and convince her that she didn't make one at all.. heh heh heh heh.... Ummm, Oh oh. I didn't get that note from the teacher signed this weekend. I wonder if mum will realise that I only put it on the table now? Oh oh, again! My lunchbox is growing mould that looks a little like the one growing under my bed... Yikes she told me to wash it out on Friday. That peach pip has an extra growth of hair on it - Idea time again! I should patent a new hair growth formula using mouldy peach pips. That would make a fortune for me and I can get my own house where my annoying sister would be banned from visiting! Yes!!! What is on at school today. Oh oh, double time..... I forgot to mention to mum it is PE training today and my stinky gym clothes are still at the bottom of my school bag. I know I won't get away with this. I wonder if the term "my bad" will work this time at avoiding mum's wrath... I really don't think so as I've been using it a lot lately. She's getting that evil witch glare in her eyes now that her other cup of coffee is waking her up a bit. She just found the note... and the lunch box ..... "Uh Mummy...., please can you quickly wash my gym clothes in the ten minutes we have before we leave for school?" The dymo light will have to wait till tomorrow... OUCH!!!! MY EAR!!!!!!