Elf Depression by TalonGE

Poser • Fantasy • posted on Oct 17, 2007

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Description

I might have thought of a nice, long description, a story of loss and regret, a tear jerker of a bleak fate for the over muscled Pouarr Elf lass, alone on a city street in the dark,...

But instead, I find myself depressed over the one thing that normally gets me depressed, the evening news,... or rather, the stupidity that makes the evening news possible. So I thought I should recite some spiritual teachings until my head clears of all dark thoughts,... maybe you could read along and learn some real moral lessons.

Commandment #23 - Thou shalt not commit religion. Religion is the antithesis of spiritualism. The assumption of divine knowledge is the ultimate act of conceit.

Commandment #24 - Thou shalt not commit politics. Politics is the act of lying for self gain and assumes you are any better than the primitive right next to you, squaking opposing views from the same tree branch.

Commandment #25 - Thou shalt not commit celebrity. This is the ultimate act of self degradation. Worship no being, alive or dead, no matter how much air time they get or how much money they steal.

Now, give me 15 "Hail Yourselfs" and drop all your cash in the plate on the way out.