"Oh man, Dood, you shoulda been there. We're in stealth mode, right.... they can't see us or detect us, right. We'd spent the last few years just watchin' them set of their Atom Bombs around here....ooooo scary! One night, Zorg and I get a little wasted right, and we get this idea. We take one of the old lifeboats that don't work anymore, fill it up with a bunch of radios that are junk, right... then we strap in a couple of those Arcturian Robo-Lovedolls, we program them to say things like "take me to your leader" and "we ask for asylum" and then program them to give out a bunch of mathematical garbage. then we fire the lifeboat out and it lands in the valley over there. couple days later, the place is swarming with Hoomans, the call themselves The Air Force.... they pick up the wreckage, and the Lovedolls. The next day, one of the Hoomans is showing off the Alien parts. The thing I can't wrap my heads around is that the guy got it mostly right the first time, then his government does a cover up and makes the guy who was right look like a fool. Can't understand Hoomans, they would sacrifice one of their own just to keep a lie secret... Anyway, you shoulda been there.... what a hoot!" "Man, Quirx.... if the Terran Treaty Commision ever finds out what you did, they're gonna Smurf you up, bigtime...... cool joke, gotta hand it to you" Testimony used to convict Quirx for violating sections 237 and 895 of the Tyco Treaty. For his punishment, he was Morphed into a Hooman likeness and sentenced to Life on Earth. (The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys! Douglas Adams, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy) comments welcome, please enjoy!