The local library carries my favorite manga - Love Hina - in the kid section no less. I thought, wouldn't it be cool to make a story about Poser characters battling for love and attention from YOU, with the shameless level and kind of fanservice found in Love Hina PLUS the level of double entendre and innuendo that hasn't been seen on television since the 1970's? Then I studied Renderosity's Terms of Service and realized that lots of comics, as written, would not be allowed on this site. Plus, a few 70's sitcom episodes would not be allowed here either. I had to make a few edits to this story to bring it back into a "PG" rated tale. That meant giving up a few of my best lines and changing a few pictures. I am also going to be very conservative on what counts as nudity and violence, so a few pages may have these flags checked. I also debated with myself as to whether to depict Terai Yuki speaking with poor grammar. The reason I did it is that, as you will see, is that she comes up with plenty of ribald gaffes as a result. I made this introductory page as kind of a cop-out and explanation. I have great admiration for the Japanese people. I'm sure if I ever went to Japan they would laugh out loud at me for my feeble attempts to speak. If you are offended by this series, either for the fanservice elements or the accents people speak in, please leave savage comments. I will stop the series immediately if anyone requests it. If you are offended by the fact that I can't even trace Poser output and have it look decent, well, keep it to yourself. Okay, no more apologies from this point forward!! This is going to be a story about Poser characters wearing bikinis. There will be no shortage of double-meanings, (American) pop-culture references, manga/anime references, and best of all Poser references! I realize some readers may not always know what I'm talking about, so I will explain things when necessary. Of course, jokes are never funny when someone has to explain them, but just in case it helps, I will. "Fruits Basket" is the story of a girl with unbelievably huge eyes. "The Lockhorns" is an American comic strip. The "Fat Man," of course, represents me. Someone once told me I looked like Jason Alexander, so I drew myself as John Goodman with glasses instead. Someone once also told me I looked like Dave Matthews, but I digress.