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Duck joke
"> So, a duck walked into a bar, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender replied, "No, this isn't a grocery store, get the hell out of here!" So, the duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender said "No, I told you before, this isn't a grocery store, and I don't have any grapes, now leave!" So the duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The angry bartender said, "NO! And if you come back and ask me that again, I will nail your butt to the wall! Now leave!" So, the duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender, puzzled, said, "No, why?" The duck said, "In that case, do you have any grapes?"I just got home from taking a big test, have no clue how I did, but I could sure use a glass (bottle) of wine, oh darn its only 10:38 a.m. lol guess the wine will have to wait a few hours. Happy Friday to all.
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Comments (36)
tizjezzme
Excellent capture; nice and sharp. Great detail too.
Stevej46
Very neat picture. Looks like the duck wanted her best side seen. But I got to say ... ewwwwww on the joke.. lol
Fred255
Good photo. The frame is a bit over-powering
Flint_Hawk
Great capture!
PD154
Well I loved the joke, I thought it funny hehehehehehe, we have a lot of silly animal jokes over here, but most would get me slung outa here LOL, great capture, and I love that jazzy frame!
dhanco
I loved the joke as well and excellent image. That must be the same duck, looks smarter than the bartender must have been. Superb work!
SapUS59
excellent capture and i loved the joke too. :-)
MaraP
Wonderful!
tennesseecowgirl
Thanks Ronnie, glad you like the frame, yes it is bright and somewhat over powering but I used it to fit the title of "expressing" .... which was the point of making it over powering.. and as far as the joke lol its just a silly joke I found that fit my silly mood after being up till 2 a.m. studying.....
Meisiekind
lol.... Hope you did well in the test! Have that wine... it's an emergency! Great image!!
magnus073
Funny joke and really beautiful image my friend.
lil_t
Great shot and joke...hope you did well on the test!!! BTW it's noon somewhere...hehe! Thanks for sharing! Have a great weekend!
rainbows
A beautiful capture and I am smiling :-) Hope you did well in the test. Hugs. Di. xx
awjay
neat duck
JeffG7BRJ
Love the duck not sure about the frame though, it might grow on me, we'll see. It does remind me of bingo arcades at the seaside, the coloured dots, lights flashing. There you go I've expressed myself. Still like the duck. Bravo!!!!!
Hendesse
Very beautiful capture, excellent details and clarity. Funny frame!
MrsLubner
Why wait? Like the song says, its 5:00 somewhere... that's my motto. :-) Great shot and cute joke.
kimariehere
LOL at your duck joke! and a beautiful capture!!...
Margit1
Lovely duck and shot and great joke ;) Very beautiful image!
hipps13
beautiful capture thanks for the smile warm hug, Linda
Iceshark39
Lovely duck and LOVE the joke! You never fail to 'quack' me up with your humor grin Love your images and jokes, they're a highlight of the day. Thanks for sharing!
durleybeachbum
Well I think it'a grape, sorry great joke, and the pics nice too!
jocko500
cool shot
West_coaster07
great picture...like ducks
Richardphotos
is there not a morning wine? I never drank any so I do not know.hope you done well on the test. funny joke and an excellent capture
Mad-Mike
HAHAHHAHAHA very cool ducky joke :-) and very nice photo you captured too! hope you did good on test :-) have a nice weekend :-)
Kelena
nice
phill456
Beautiful picture, this breed of duck has glorious colours throughout its feathers. Trust your test results will be A1, and hope you enjoyed your wine.
vaggabondd
I love the frame it is different. and the joke was pretty funny. Why did the duck cross the road? because he was jealous of the chicken. haha.
wadej
Too FUNNY! I told one of your cow jokes today to my kids and you would of thought Robbin Williams was telling the joke from the reaction I got. Kids just know how to make you feel better! Great image! Hope the test went well.