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ANGELS FOR ALL SEASONS

2D Humor posted on May 31, 2008
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I have to post early today ... whilst I've got a minutes break! ANGELS FOR ALL SEASONS I’ve got a guardian angel for each season, now – one for Spring, for Summer, for Autumn and one [well guessed] for Winter. I used to have one standard year-round angel until Valentine’s Day a few years ago. I reckon they decided that the job is too much for just one. It’s not my fault that my original angel was so incredibly attractive, and when he/she appeared there were distinct twitchings of … [cough] … carnal desire each time - with all that luminescence, perfume and Vivaldi’s four seasons playing quietly in the background. The he/she bit was the real problem … because if I knew it was definitely ‘he’ the carnal thoughts would have disappeared in a trice, if a ‘she’ I’d have just enjoyed them quietly with a silly satisfied grin on my face. I do hate not being sure and felt the situation just had to be resolved so I said, “Get your knickers off” …….. Don’t look at me like that! I did ask with all the charm and finesse I could muster, and I did offer to buy a Rum & Coke [they’re really expensive] and I’m more or less sure there were some flowers hanging around in the bar somewhere….. Well! You’d have thought Armageddon was upon us! There was a massive clap of thunder and at least half a dozen lightning flashes [my eyebrows were singed!]. I don’t think the other guests were too impressed or delighted and I got quite a few meaningful glares. The smug so-and-sos got ‘their own back’ later after dinner, though. On my out of the crowded dining hall a certain belt/zip assembly gave way. I will never, ever again accept black silky boxers adorned with red hearts and COME AND GET IT! – even as a Valentine’s gift. No chance! I could swear the laughter came from above as well as from every bloody table in the room. Of course afterwards [with a change of trousers] the enormity of what I had done hit me. My mother would have been bitterly ashamed that I had forgotten one of her most important lessons. You can be sure that next time I’ll remember to add .. “PLEASE”

Comments (25)


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leanndra

2:32AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

Oh this is so funny! I love it! Remember that saying, "Fools rush in"... :) Lea

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kansas

2:50AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

:)) What a laugh! Thanks. Lovely angels for all seasons.

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tallpindo

5:06AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

You inverted a great truth. A girl can take off her top and dispell any spirits from a room by taking it over for the body. Taking off as you say, "her knickers" could lead to loss of total immunity. Demons would fail to appear. You would be on your own to explore the fragile thrust that is mankind's improvement on nature.

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furuta

5:06AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

Beautiful image of four season's angels. I feel your humor. Thank you, Mike.

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Skydancer917

5:11AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

This is great and so nice to see you posting again.

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RodolfoCiminelli

6:37AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

A fantastic and very creative idea my friend......!!!!

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tennesseecowgirl

7:10AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

beautiful art work~

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lucyjo

7:13AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

Beautiful Mike!

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novelist

7:13AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

Clever story. Thanks for the laugh. Love the design. Beautiful colors and design.

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NekhbetSun

7:30AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

Even in my "I just woke up and still in a zombie state," this is so cute and funny!...thanks for the morning laff, dear cariad H u g s

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helanker

8:50AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

LOL! How darn funny. And your four angels are gorgeous :)))

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dhanco

9:32AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

Thanks for the laugh, Mike. I can see the entire scene in my head and what lovely boxers you have! Excellent story and lovely angels!

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auntietk

9:50AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

Love the angels, and LOVE the story! You have to watch out who you forget to say "please" to. LOL!

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romanceworks

10:29AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

LOL! Yes, please works miracles, even on he/she angels. Fun story and lovely seasonal angels. CC

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avalonfaayre

11:51AM | Sat, 31 May 2008

Sweetly amusing and lovely angels. You are certainly brave to have put yourself into this situation! Thanks for the giggle, and the most lovely images.

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algra

12:00PM | Sat, 31 May 2008

Great work. It underlines in a beautiful way the effect of different colors, each one with its own mood. Wonderful!

lil_t

1:01PM | Sat, 31 May 2008

LOL...mother's do know what's best in most situations! Too funny, thanks for giggles on this day! BTW... tha artwork is FAB!!! :)

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hipps13

1:08PM | Sat, 31 May 2008

Hi Mike such a situation I know I would be laughing with tears that would not stop wonderful work shines warm hug and love, Linda

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G_Mansco

1:29PM | Sat, 31 May 2008

Great story and a beautiful picture ;O)

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STEVIEUKWONDER

1:21AM | Sun, 01 June 2008

Rather "earthy" in parts Mike. Funny nevertheless. Keep the prose coming! Steve :o)

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beachzz

3:13AM | Sun, 01 June 2008

Oh, I think "earthy" is just fine~~~I love your angels (I'm pretty sure there was also a whole special squad of them that watched over my friends and me in the 60's; otherwise, how would I EVER have survived??!!) and I love your story!!

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amota99517

1:44PM | Sun, 01 June 2008

Splendid work!!!

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ekatz

6:39AM | Tue, 03 June 2008

beautiful colour selections

Wolfspirit

9:13PM | Wed, 04 June 2008

Thinking in the frame of mind that this story puts the reader, it is fun, Laughs! Yes, some rather prefer the word please, and I will admit it can be nice to hear, although, with me, straight to the point is best, with or without the word "please". In addition, the story is hilarious, considering the knowledge of what was obviously expected. "Something else I find funny, when some people say, about the choice of words of some other people, "Expect the unexpected." It seems more logical as peaceful to me to read as, "Accepted the unaccepted" Thanks for sharing Mike.

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amirapsp

12:45PM | Fri, 13 June 2008

Awesome render...


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