MOOD SWINGS And I thought the hot flashes Were my only symptom. Welcome to mood swings! I'm leaving my love. Next time I see him, I'm telling him we're through. This isn't working out. I don't need the grief. I miss my man. If I don't see him In the next five minutes, I'm going to have to Slit my wrists or something. I am so bored at work I can hardly stand it. After 17 years At the same job, I really need a change. What am I thinking? This is the greatest job In the whole world! I'm keeping the job, But I'm breaking up with the guy. I think I need a new hobby. Photography is boring. I'm tired of taking pictures. I think I'll quit my job And keep the guy. If I hear that song One more time, I'm going to rip the radio Right out of the dashboard. I think I need a drink. Maybe I'll have a drink, Leave the guy, Keep the job, Quit photography, And keep the guy. I know! I'll photograph the guy, Drink at work, Buy all new CDs, And get a different radio. What I really need Is a nap. I'm tired all the time. Do you think it might be The mood swings? .......... Title image painted in Dogwaffle, text added in Photoshop.