I was bored, and wrote this, and really enjoyed writing it so I thought I'd share it, tell me what you think.... also, my style of humor is a bit odd... You'll see... They (as in the myspace people who run the sight) need to make a mood that is called zombie because I went to find a mood that better clarifies me than blah tonight, which would be zombie, but it wasn't there. They have jedi and ninja, but I'm not that bouncy (thinking of yoda here). So why can't they have zombie, if they did then it would describe that while I'm typing this thing that you may be reading right now (actually you'd be reading this in the future because you cannot view this until I'm done writing this, however if you did not think of that it's ok, it just means that your not as weird as I am, ok lets, well me, get back on subject here) I feel like Shaun from Shaun of the Dead, so I pretty much feel like a zombie, which is why 'zombie' would be an excellent description. Are you enjoying my little rant, did you actually reach this line (actually if you did why then am I asking you this question because it just becomes rhetorical then, right?), and yet your not brain dead yet, or maybe you are I just can't see you. You want to know why I wrote this, don't ask me, maybe the fluorescent light of the screen is slowly driving me more insane, I don't know, it's only one possibility, and I don't feel like guessing all night. So, are you still with me, you are still reading this. Well if you are then I'd say you actually like this, which if you do you must tell me (it's not really a demand, it's just one of those moments when I'm saying or typing please.....) because I have other weird writings, even longer than this which may really make you brain dead, which may make you into a zombie, which if my writing does then I should send it to the government, then all hell could break loose, then the citizens would take control and anarchy would reign, wouldn't that be interesting, if not a little scary? Well speaking of zombies, a few lines up ( as long as the text isn't rearranged when I submit this thing) one of my weird writings is all about zombies and the government I think, I'm not sure about the government, it's been a while since I looked at it. Are you still with me? Good... And for those who arn't you must be weak minded, are you afraid that this (my writing) will make you brain dead? Huh? Are you gonna answer me? Oh, I forgot, your not reading this anymore so you can see or hear me so that means the last few lines (once again, as long as it isn't reorganized) were basically pointless, oh well... If your still reading (thank you, apparently I have a fan. whooo hooo!) then you must have noticed my run on sentences and various english flaws. Well good, they are they because I want them to be there, that is the point. This writing has no rules, I simply type what I think, that's why it should be interesting! And if you don't find it interesting then you don't know I'm saying this to you because your not reading anymore, because you got better things to do, right? Hmm.... I'm going on and on, I'm not sure what to say anymore, well, I did lose a few brain cells typing this, it is detrimental to your health, but like all addicting things, it is entertaining, and if you don't think it's entertaining, then I'll...... Well I think you know where I'm going with this, so I'm gonna say good bye for the moment, and hopefully you read on, enjoy and crave more, because that way, eventually you may start to feel like a zombie from Shaun of the Dead... To be continued, only possibly, not kidding.... I know I don't make any sense, so stop thinking that, even though I'm through the computer screen doesn't mean I can't hear your thoughts.... I'm kidding, if you read this far you don't think it's stupid you think it's awesome or some where along the lines.... anyways I'm gonna let you go now, for real, ok I let you go, why are you still reading. Hey! Did I say stop reading, there's still more text, I just asked why are you still reading? Huh? If I could change the font size then I could make this more interesting, because I would make lines saying different things, gradually getting smaller and smaller until it is so small all you see is dots, and you have to go resize it in a txt document to see what I said, but since I can't change the font size I can't make it that interesting, so seriously I'm done now..... I said I'm done...... Still done...... done..... Leave me alone! All I have is older weird text now, this is the newest, so stop looking for more and ask me for more, it would be so much simplier don't you think? You do think right? or have I taken your brain and turned it into mush yet, No? Well then ask for more material and you will gain it, and then (as I said early, scroll up to find it, I'm not telling you where it is) maybe you can turn into a zombie much simliar to myself.... Good job, your still reading, you just bypassed me yelling at you through the text, well done.. 'Course I suppose its kinda hard to take this seriously when I'm just typing this (actually typed by the time you read it) for laughs. So since you read this far you want a cookie? I'm sure you do, but I'm not gonna give one to you so go run to your local bakery and get one yourself, have a great day, or evening, or mid day, or whatever it is where you live, congratulations your just reached the end of this document· You really did it, you got to the end! :.. ;.. :) :( ;/ :/ :-) :-( :-.. :-/ ;-.. ;-/ Whooo.... That was a lot of work....... Want more, just ask So are you asking yet Are you> I'm gonna keep nagging you 'till you do Actually I can't really because I don't have the patience to type all that more, so it's actually just a figure of speech..... () : ..): (/: )/: