Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (8)
Blazerwiccan
Wow what a powerful render!!! I want that outfit so bad and now your render makes me want it even more. Wonderful job!!!
maraich
I love the lighting in this one. It really brings out some great shadows along her torso, the pants and the cloak. Dramatic shadows always add so much to an image. I'm a huge fan of vibrant colors, so this image really grabs me. It's bright but manages to not be overly busy. She has a strong, intense presence that does a great job of drawing the viewer to her character.
airpower1
Fantastic render!
LemyD
Great lighting and textures. Fantastic work! Greetings Lemy
Igolochka
Wow, cool work! +5!
Cimaira
wonderful portrait, I love the colors!
ESarge
Fantastic character and colors!!
Morris
WOW! WOW! This is stunning! The colors really pop! I love it!