Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (19)
Victoria-Purplehair
you're lucky :) she looks thoroughly broken poor girl
3Dillusions
LOL, good for you me neither, gorgeous render, do you love Samildanch stuff so cool :)
M2A
The fading make-up and bloody stains are really good work. The helmet was worked and paint very precisely. Global conception gives a huge pic. Nice artwork !
decie
looks like she is having a brain job done :)
maraich
The eyes look fantastic - very soulful. They actually look wet. The hair came out quite nice too - and is a good choice for the mood of the image.
Seaview123
Yeouch! That skin texture makes her look like she's broken more than her heart. Good portrait!
ESarge
Fantastic portrait!!
Faemike55
wonderful! dramatic and sad but wonderfully done.
LemyD
A little bit disturbing, but great picture! Greetings Lemy
femalien
Awesome work! She is a picture of tragedy!
theSea
eeep! that is disturbing. pity the poor fool that does break your heart... well done. Only thing I might recommend is to work the mats on the wings a bit and bring some bump in there, maybe some pwSurf with browinsh red AO for a rusty feeling.
RodolfoCiminelli
A absolutely impressive dark portrait.....!!!!
Mattsville
Mighty impressive!
Blazerwiccan
Creepy, disturbing! But happy your heart in one piece. Wonderful creepy render :)
Cimaira
gorgeous render and excellent character!
Shiroyama
wow, intense! gorgeous lighting!
LBAMagic
Superb emotive work
Mondwin
Impressive and beauty portrait...bravissima!V:DDD.Hugsxx
renmmk
it is very nice. I thought the eyes look a bit off, though I am sure you were going for fantastic/goth like eyes.