Hey, sometimes in these snuff films, the girl comes out the winner and the guy, well, he apparently lost a lot. *evil grin* Well, that isn't exactly what happened. My daughter and I decided to fix a Turkey the other night. We took the plastic off of it and started to unthaw it with hot water. Now most turkeys have a bag of giblets with the heart, neck and liver in it. I stuck my hand in its butt and felt for the bag. I couldn't find the bag, but I did find something else. My hand wrapped around this...thing, and my mind actually went blank. I mean, I knew what it FELT like, but I thought surely it couldn't be THAT. I groped it for a few minutes, thought fondly of my late husband and then being the wonderful loving woman I am, I called my 19 year old daughter over. I told her to stick her hand in there and tell me what she felt. She did and the look on her face was PRICELESS!! It was shock and horror and confusion all in one. I began to laugh so hard it hurt. She was obviously traumatized for life. So, being the woman that SHE is, she called our friend Seth over and told him to stick his hand in there and tell us what he felt. If I thought her look had been priceless, his was even better. She laughed till she fell in the floor and I laughed till I couldn't breathe. His face was a mask of pure trauma. "Oh God!"he said. "Oh God, it feels like...!" "I know". I said through tears. "It's wiggly and squirmy like..." he gasps. "I know!" I repeated laughing harder. His eye began to twitch and his face contorted. His hands shook and I thought he was going to cry! It was amazing!!! He pulled it out and I knew I had to have a picture to post. We assume it was the neck...or the most well endowed turkey to ever live. Either way, he was pretty impressive. I edited the image a bit to make it more smooth, and enhanced the color a little in places. I worked on it with Gimp 2.6