I'm sexy Too! by Arumbus

DAZ|Studio • Humor • posted on Jan 31, 2009

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"I can be sexy too!â�� Michael Paulie Gons the Third exclaimed at the beginning of our exclusive interview from his Soho Appartment in New York City. "It was bad enough that Vic (Victoria 3) got most of the attention for all these years," he continued, "but now that new hoity-toity 'Vic-TOR-ia the Fourth' is hogging every bit of render time from artists all across the country." A tear trickled down the thirty-something former super model's cheek. His internal specular and glossiness dials must at been at just the right setting because I swear the tear caught a glint of light and glistened like it was real. "I want you to write that I can be sexy too", Mike repeated rubbing what appeared to be 2-day stubble on his chin. He was only 3rd generation, so it was at that moment I suspected he was shooting up illegal shaders - there was no way that stubble could look so good with bump maps alone. I was going to start my prepared questions, but never did get the chance. Mike, it appeared, was no stranger to Mimic or some other animated speech program. "It is bad enough the guys in Salt Lake thought they needed Michael 4" He started quickly, his voice deep at the beginning but trembling and cracking like he has going through puberty by the time he was finished. "But him I can deal with, my bod is as tone and firm as his - just look." He ripped off his shirt and showed an impressive six-pack. There was no doubt in my mind that Mike must have been spending a great deal of time at the local 24-hour Injection or Bally's Morphness. "Now I know Vic-TOR-ia 4 has some sexy outfits and some great hair" Each time the broken man said 'Victoria', he stretched out the syllables making her name sound like a curse word. "Well, I have that covered". He grabbed at the belt of his white drab pants. I'm not sure but I think it was from the M3 Everyday Wear Collection. You know, those outdated things Daz gives you when you join the Millennium Club. "Ahh mike, your not going to..." Before I could finish the pants hit the flow. Of course he had no underwear, I mean, who ever puts underwear on Mike when he has pants on.. it just increases the poly count of the scene and it is never visible anyway. I tried not to look at him... but it was impossible not to notice the little "addition" of polygons Mike must have had surgically implanted. I had never seen one like that! I mean it was HUGE! I'm pretty sure he must have gone shopping at Renderotica not Renderosity. Mike just giggled at my apparent discomfort. This made me blush just as if someone had turned my ambient to 255,0,0. From a drawer in his desk he pulled out some pink flimsy thing, Nymph Dress I think, and what looked like a platinum hooker's wig and (what I almost ashamed to admit) a sexy pair of pink pumps. He donned then as quick as you can click a mouse and started posing. Obviously they were dynamic clothes because they moved well with him. I was sure it was V4 stuff but the fit was perfect... and I looked at him in disbelief. He smiled sweetly at me. "It is amazing what you can do if you learn how to use Blender" he said with a grin. "So now I can have everything Vic-TOR-ia has... will you tell them I can be sexy too?" I took out my I-Render phone and snapped a shot. "I'll tell them Mike" I told him, feeling a bit queasy while he practiced some steps from V4's Feeling Sexy pose collection. When I left I shock my head in sorrow. I knew that the poor broken man inside, a man who was once my hero, a man who I had rendered a hundered timed before, the man who was the base for my namesake 'Arumbus' for pity sake had lost his edge... if not his sanity. Rick "Arumbus" Merriman Render News Weekly -------- I know, I know... a far cry from my usual work, but I felt like doing something frivolous. In any case, I hope I made you at least grin. Rick

Comments (60)

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brewgirlca

12:06PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

Hummmm, I may be taking a bit too much credit here but I wonder if I did not stir some inspirational pot with my most recent post or posts showcasing V3 and pitting her against V4. Whatever, this is a really skillful parody of the "transformation" of a character. Both the render and the text could only be done by someone intimately familiar with the characters and DAZ/Poser. Ok, Rick so you've had your bit of escape to modern times... now get back to business and show us some more girls of history, ... or girls period, please!

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flaviok

12:29PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

How , impressionante criatividade e humor, que traduzidos a humanidade natural tem muito a ver, talvez um humor filosófico profundo e real...é o que acontece. A obra então fica soberba, sua realização impecavel meu amigo, aplausos (5) How, impressive creativity and humor, which reflected the natural humanity has much to do, maybe a philosophical mood deep and real ... is what happens. The work is so superb, his impeccable conduct my friend, welcome (5)

blainenorth

1:01PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

Super job!! He looks good in that outfit!

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svendsen

1:10PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

LOL Great pic... :o) Still laughin... :o)

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carlx

1:34PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

Very funny!!!

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crys-laura

4:05PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

Great work, Rick!

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Richardphotos

4:52PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

hilarious and exceptional body and hair morphs

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theprojectionist

5:24PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

Its good too see a little Humor out there with all the Global doom and gloom happenings Rick,have a good one.

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fairyfreak

6:18PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

;) soo sexy! LOL - too sexy for his shoes!

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schonee

7:05PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

OMG ROTFLMAO this is way to much. Not at all what I thought it would be Well Done My Friend! I am a Big V3 fan BTW. This was really great! and the right was awesome!

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julesart

7:34PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

(giggles, breaks out in full stomach hurting, tear jerking laughter!) This image is way to funny. I do like your sense of humor. If they could talk, oh my!!!!! Superb image!

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DarwinsMishap

7:41PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

O.o Too. Funny. Fanfreakin'tastic...Priceless!

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ledwolorz

9:13PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

Super...Fanny...Fantastic pose and expression.

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Miska7

9:15PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

Lol Funny character, pose and outfit! Interesting render!

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cjoe

10:11PM | Sun, 01 February 2009

Too Funny..Keepin the ladies Happy!...LOL!

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kitzie21

2:04AM | Mon, 02 February 2009

The image is hilarious on its own, but it's really the story that sells it. Can't go wrong with model wars. I love it!

shotgung0d

3:17AM | Mon, 02 February 2009

lol Funny, real funny!

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miashadows

5:55AM | Mon, 02 February 2009

lol...guess it is all in the mind.Very nice story.

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densa

10:19AM | Mon, 02 February 2009

lol this is just to funny wonderful scene

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Jollyself Online Now!

2:01AM | Tue, 03 February 2009

LMAO... oh for petes sake....no respecting lady would get all dolled up without her hat and purse....now would she? :: Thanks for the guffaw !!! And bravo for pulling this off AND doing it with artistic skill