Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (22)
infinityrain
hehe OMG I love it!! It's always great to see what you come up with especially when you're feeling silly!! :)
theSea
that's silly alrighty. Love the pink :)
altmandee
Jaki that is the coolest, most creative piece of work and what an excellent job you did on this!! :D 5+ aka/earth2d
Shirahime
Cute!
ThomasMacCallum
Excellent, next challenge - create the business ;)
anitalee
Excellent
AngelWeb58
Beautiful Work great cartoon character she's so cute great pose Angel
Anniebel
Very cute, great toon work
Blazerwiccan
heheheh this is too cute!!!
texboy
I got no problem with silly, Jaki; real fine!
crender
excellent work!!!
maraich
Very pink and very appropriate for a product named "Blush". I think it's very cute and quite creative. Your posters are always some of my favorite work. I didn't even realize you'd used one of my backgrounds until I read your text. Don't I feel like a dope. P
Cimaira
lol, cute.
MissKajunKitty
Love It !! Too Cute !! :)
Sstavix
Hee hee, I thought it might be an actual advertisement you designed! Very well done!
shadownet
Cute
scifibabe
Cute retro/comic book look. Wonderful pose and cute cosmetics. Fun work!
Morris
Very cool! Such a neat idea!
Thetis
splendid image
RavynGyrl
LOL...very cute!
amirapsp
I am back from holiday and glad to see this beauty. Thank you...Hugs
Sorel
How fun & crative :o)) It's look, looks like an ad.. Thank you for using Blush!