I Eat Eggs by experimental

Writers • Realism • posted on Jul 31, 2009

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Dear Mom, I eat eggs. Remember when you couldn't get me to even try them? I guess they're not so bad. I eat them every morning for breakfast, scrambled with hot sauce. I eat salads too. I remember telling you once, "I don't want no rabbit food, give me a raw steak!" Perhaps I was a little mean, but salads aren't too bad. I even ate an egg salad once or twice. I bet you never thought you'd hear me say that. And mayonnaise, I can't seem to have a sandwich without it now. I even put tomotoes on my sandwiches on occasion, but not all the time. I ate a pickle the other day, I still don't like them, but I figured if I'll eat eggs, maybe I'll eat pickles too. I guess not. But I did sit down and really listen to Dolly Parton the other day and she says some beautiful things, but you're still not gonna make me listen to Barbara Striesand. Love, Your Son

Comments (6)

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JSGraphics

7:25AM | Fri, 31 July 2009

Excellent work! Very Well Done!

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TallPockets

7:47AM | Fri, 31 July 2009

LOL! SO good! Funny, isn't it, how things we once found disgusting, over time, become more appealing? WINK. For the record, T.P. ADMITS he eats 'CROW'. LOTS and OFTEN. GRINS. As for 'foods': T.P. eats ANYTHING he wants to eat. He gave up smoking years back. He gave up his EX years back. It appears that his 'dream' of one day marrying the lovely Miss Halle Berry (she is NOW married and had T.P.'s LOVE CHILD but DON'T tell anyone!) is unlikely. So, WHEN T.P. DIES, he wants to make SURE that on HIS death certificate there IS a CAUSE of death! FATTY FOODS would suffice FINE! He would be ANGRY as HECK if he died of NOTHING! SMILES. My BEST to you and yours, KIND SOUL. BTW: T.P.s FAV "Dolly Parton" joke: Q: What do you call a MOSQUITO that bites DOLLY PARTON on the ARM?" A: STOOOOOOPID!!!!!!!!!! ....

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ZanderXL

8:44AM | Fri, 31 July 2009

Heh, my daughter has the same issue with carrots! I wonder if she'll come back to me when she's around your age with a similar story... Just replace "Barbra Striesand" with "Metallica"... :)

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