Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (21)
infinityrain
woah!! Gorgeous work!! This turned out so amazing and I love the title!!
Cimarron
Stunning work...really wonderful;)
RodolfoCiminelli
Fantastic character and wonderful portrait....!!!
anitalee
Nice work
theSea
I like the image and the title. Where inspiration lacks, sweat must serve :)
geechy72
I have always thought that the title should be part of the picture, you succeeded!! Love it. big hugs
Savage_dragon
Excellent! ")
RavynGyrl
Excellent! Her eyes are haunting!
Shiroyama
she is stunning! her eyes -- wow!
shadownet
Great work! I think we all get in slumps like that. I have sort of been spiraling downward myself lately, finding it hard to concentrate or get enthused about any particular project.
thecytron
Fantastic portrait!
Cimaira
Beautiful portrait!
phoenixwaller
captivating eyes, gorgeous work.
zhaanman
Brilliant look love the style Breath Taking!!
Autumn_Rains
Why the sarcasm? I bet if you really tried.. Any way lying or not its a particularly good picture. I like.
giovanino
really cool work indeed
M2A
Beautiful portrait work. I like the hair forming a kind of giant ocean wave.
SetoKaiba
Wow, it really got a special feeling!!! I love the composition, very impressive and outstanding work!!!
ArtistKimberly
Stunning
texboy
fine results, lady!!
ragouc
Beautiful portrait.