Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (17)
Digiport
Beautiful!! Pssssst Merry Christmas sweetie :P
Anasta
Kinda creepy and cute at the same time.. Love it! :D
Raindroptheelf
wow wow wow, this is sooooo cool. your friend has a grate taste and you have such Talent!!
texboy
a lovely Tim Burton-esque image, Jaki... take care of that mojo! A Merry Christmas day to you!!
SIGMAWORLD
Excellent image!
Cimaira
Wonderful work!
Shiroyama
fabulous! whatever it takes to get your spark back, it's worth it!
theSea
Came out great - looking forward to seeing the other pieces! Merry Christmas!
maraich
This is the best Christmas present ever! This came out fantastic - Jinkie looks way cool all grunged up.
shadownet
Very nicely done!
Hubert
Wonderful, touching!
cipher_X
Magnificent composition...love the coloring. I hope this gets you out of your creative block for a long time. Happy Holidays.
ArtistKimberly
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aerrynn
A beautiful and creative image. Excellent work!
ragouc
Very good colour scheme. Well done.
anitalee
Wonderful work
Orinoor
This is fantastic, I love the look and feel of it, just wonderful!!!