Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (26)
tomasz23 Online Now!
Lovely and so real!
theSea
Looking good - D says stop fussing.
anitalee
Beautiful
ragouc
Very good light and texture. Beautiful landscape.
bimm3d
superb!!!
tennesseecowgirl
Lovely work.. I could imagine walking here in the early evenings.
ThomasMacCallum
I think you need a divorce LOL! This is superb, I had similar feelings when I started to move away from Bryce. But I think that as an artist Vue will suit your expanding powers (Think of Neo warping the walls as he flexes his matrix Fu)
texboy
NOT a dork, Jaki.... I feel the same way about Vue, but I call it a "cruel mistress..." fine work all around, lady!!
Shiroyama
an interesting analogy, that! and an excellent piece, very nice lighting!
ESarge
Wonderful scene!!
kftate
Very beautiful image and excellent work!!
A.C.Wolfe
Lovely work!
shadownet
Beautiful render!
altmandee
Beautiful render!
MissKajunKitty
Very Very Beautiful !! :)
scifibabe
You're so funny - I love that you're cheating on DS for Vue. Yeah, I can see myself feeling that way. Torn between two lovers... feeling like a fool... :) (Do you remember that song?) Anyhoo, love the wonderful colors in this image. Fabulous details and great path to lead the eye into the picture.
castaneda
Beautiful terraine work. Love the sky
aerrynn
Thats a great textured landscape and a beautiful sky and lighting!
crender Online Now!
Excellent!!!
maraich
Oh, good moogly oogly. Did you REALLY write that? Bwahahahaha. I am NEVER going to let you forget this moment. That is a lovely image though. You have obviously clicked something fierce with Vue. I think you captured the look of autumn pretty well. Not that I see them in the blazing heart of the desert either, but I have seen photos. P
moonbunnie
Very beautiful landscape:) dean is winning you over^^
Orinoor
Lovely scene! Keep the bump, it adds interest. Your light is phenomenal!
mansco
Really nice and cool ;O)
RavynGyrl
Wow! Very beautiful landscape (:whimpers: I want Vue). Excellent job!
gillbrooks
Very lovely scene - and beautiful lighting! Love your notes ;-) The Winchester boys ? Why not have both????? I would :-)
Leander2010
That is astounding. I would genuinely have believed that was a photograph if I didn't know otherwise. Beautiful evocation of autumn... clearly not an English autumn though as it's not raining :-) Really, really lovely work. And it all hangs together so well - that late-afternoon light is beautiful...