Lumber Johnny by Kaartijer
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Yep, the guy's name is Johnny, so... no Lumber Jack!
Today's joke:
A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one .... 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today."
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." "It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"
"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."
Comments (40)
adrie
Excellent fotoshot, and a funny joke my friend.
kbrog
LOL! Excellent capture! He must be one of them cheap knock-offs made over-seas somewhere. ;D
Ionel
A very beautiful capture!!!
carlx
Wonderful colors, moment and capture!!!
lyron
Very cool capture!!!
Erestorfan
Great capture....and good joke!!!
magnus073
Fun title and cool capture Eddie. That is one huge log he is slicing up.
clbsmiley
Great shot and Joke.
Minda
hahahhahaha i was laughing hard here @your joke eddie...anyway This is great shot of lumber johnny..:):)...
annie5
Fantastic capture, he looks so natural! :)
jocko500
this is cool with the sawdust flying
OrphanedSoul
LOL....
watapki66
LOL on the joke that is good! And so is the image!
Faemike55
Great image and fantastic joke
bronwyn_lea
LOL! Great image!
Madbat
Chainsaws are fun!
njb2000
Great lighting love the saw dust!
CarolSassy
What a job! Excellent shot! (:
Sylvia
~Moments of Life~ FABULOUS!!! Funny Joke
miashadows
Excellent shot !!
bmac62
Great shot. The sawdust smells sweet, the perspiration is evident and the noise incesant. Lots of good vibes imparted by this photo Eddie:)
erlandpil
Excellent capture erland
MagikUnicorn
EXCELLENT LIGHT ANGLE FOR THE PIC :) 12 TO 15 SEC EACH CUT ? ;-)
RodolfoCiminelli
Great effects and splendid shot my friend....!!!!
farmerC
Fantastic Shot.
mariogiannecchini
Wonderful colors, moment and capture!!!
Richardphotos
what a joke.very funny.I want no part of a chain saw any more.they are hard and nasty job.excellent shot
Meowgli
Great lighting on the sawdust there, nice shot.
drifterlee
Cool shot!!!!
Miska7
Very nice capture and lighting! Funny Joke!