Hooomeward Bound....I wish I waas......... by lick.a.witch
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So - put yourself in my position. I vacate the wet stuff, not because I actually want to you understand, but - hey! Who pees in their own bathwater right? I mean - come on!
So - off I wander, in search of a clean amenity to deposit that which is unnecessary to my wellbeing and not only did I have to travel miles, but when I eventually located, by now a much required amenity that even pretended to be clean, no toilet paper and the lock didn't work!!
Now you tell me! Would you bop without a lock? No. That's what I thought! Dignity is everything! Without that, what are you?
A slug....that's what! And we ALL know what they're like!
Anyway, I eventually found a vacated and upside down crab shell and a dock leaf, and although it wasn't exactly spotless (seagulls you know!), at least it was relatively private!
So here I am, very relieved (excuse the pun) to be on my way home....only it seems someone moved it while I was away! Another reason we shell persons should insist on more of the necessary amenities around here!
Oh well. Can't stop here chatting all day. I need to get moving or 'er indoors will have smoke blowing out her....shell! Nice talking with you....
Thankyou for taking the time to look. ^=^
Comments (12)
DananJaya_Chef
Fantastic shot!
Haydaad
Cool shot...cute story. Thanks for sharing.
jayfar
Very hilarious Carpathia, you are a man after my own heart!!! You also realize that the P is silent as in bath!! You can't blame it for being a bit crabby!! Nice shot.
MrsLubner
Excellent capture. The tracks in the sand are great.
2121
LOL........superb
alanwilliams
beauty in simplicity, excellent shot.
durleybeachbum
What FUN! and a great composition...which may have taken a little time to make!
Blush
Great image Wow what a process this took LOL Seems you took one too....... Bet you popped when you hit the pot LOL Fun image sweetie thanks for the grin:) Hugs Susan~
bimm3d
great story and wonderful photo!! :)
alida
oooh lovely:)
tennesseecowgirl
Such a great image~
Chipka
This is incredible...both written and visual. When I saw the thumbnail, I thought of those wandering rocks that dot the Midwestern USA...they were picked up and carried along by glaciers. When the glaciers melted, the rocks were left stranded kilometers away from home. Okay, upon closer inspection this isn't a simple migrating rock, and it's most definitely not glacier carried, but the thought did stick with me. And in terms of this image, it's astonishingly gorgeous: precisely the sort of thing I'd stop to photograph and savor. I loved the narrative as well, it ranks up there with Jorje Luis-Borghes describing a particular, diminutive room that satisfies "fecal necessity." I love delicate euphemisms for indelicate bodily functions. This is superb, and I'm glad to have begun the very slow process of catching up with your gallery.