I decided to be born in the wee hours of May 7. The doctors had scheduled my birth for May 9, but one of my key characteristics is that I'm not good at taking orders.
I stormed through kindergarten leaving behind teary, crying children whose sandwiches I had "spiced" with sand or caterpillars, or whose toys I had torn to pieces. I continued the practice in school, only this time I had more raw materials - fountain pens, books, notebooks, chalk, etc. Marvelously enough, none of my crimes against classmates were ever proven, and I managed to graduate with an impeccable record of good behavior.
High school was rather dull - my classmates were either too goody-goody or downright nerds to deserve any special treatment from me. College was more fun, and I still remember fondly all the martinizing I did with my colleagues over a pint of cheap rum in the cold winter days, while a few chosen victims were attending the classes to provide us with reading materials.
After college... life began, and it's not been particularly nice to me. But hey, I can still kick back every once in a while, and boy, it's really, really fun.
For the rest, I leave all to the poor, especially my debts :).
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Comments (7)
shayhurs
Amen
TallPockets
''I am glad I never got to work one day in the mass media. I am not good at raising audiences. I know how to speak the truth – and truth never had many fans. So, I sadly announce the end of the world of reason, of intellect and of the scientific spirit. We have re-entered the Dark Ages. Soon, our children will learn that the world is flat and rests on the backs of two elephants. And the Sun revolves around the Earth. '' HELLO! WONDERFUL writing and insights! SADLY, however, "I" am NOT glad that YOU did NOT work one day in the MASS MEDIA. For, to this DUMB old man's SIMPLETON reasonings, the GOOD folks in ALL areas of society have LEFT those with 'uncommon sense' ALONE in CHARGE. I lived through it in my early youth in America during the Vietnam War days. WE YOUNG folks said anyone over '30' was NOT to be trusted. Then, what did WE, enmasse do next? WE LEFT the very same UNTRUSTED old folks IN CHARGE ALONE! Kinda' like leaving the FOX to guard the HENHOUSE! SIGH. PEOPLE MUST GET "INVOLVED" again! You can NOT change 'the system' unless you're IN IT to begin with. AGREE, KIND SOUL? My BEST to you and yours, TallPockets. PEACE.
DennisReed
I missed the anouncement, but I don't watch TV much anymore. Fortunately Magik sent me the link to NASA's announcement of the discovery. As for 2012? Live each day like it is your last, close to God, and with Love in your Heart! The End will come in the twikling of an eye. Be ready!
kawecki
[quote]Were the Mayans right about the end of the world[/quote] 2012?? Well, the Mayans lived in North America and this was the only world that they knew.
drace68
Do raise the alarm against the ebbing of reason. Be passionate about thinking versus acceptance. The tide goes out, only to come roaring back. Orwell said his "1984" was a play on the year he wrote the book (1948) but far enough into the future to allow him license. I remember the Tv sci-fi series (British, I think) "Space 1999" (they had cute girls in the shortest mini-skirts), And Clarke's "Space: 2001"? Where are the flying cars in every garage we were promised in 1947? Did the Mayans get 2012 wrong, or were they just weary? I do like DennisReed's attitude, see above. Can't stop now. What if the 2013 dawns bright and fair? It's a lot more interesting to contemplate. Appreciate reading your think-piece, Femalien.
beachzz
I remember when I was very young, rumor had it the world would end on new year's eve that year. I couldn't even talk about it to anyone and when the night came, I was terrified. My parents were having a party, but I stayed hidden under my covers till the stroke of midnight. Only then could I breathe. 2012, or 2112, or whenever. Simply live well. As far as NASA goes, well they do put their own spin on whatever it is they do. Who really knows?? Thought provoking words.
intro
Reason spoken here. Get a lot more read with a thumbnail; But I suppose it's a higher justice that you might not. There is a greater mass (media). It knows no network. Your words, and those here, echo it's voice. Courage.