Wisconsin Winter Blues by KnightWolverine
Close
Hover over top left image to zoom.
Click anywhere to exit.
Members remain the original copyright holder in all their materials here at Renderosity. Use of any of their material inconsistent with the terms and conditions set forth is prohibited and is considered an infringement of the copyrights of the respective holders unless specially stated otherwise.
Description
Greetings to One and All...
Well....Where does one start when all you can see (If you can actually see outside)is a raging blizzard that when all said and done we here in Cheeseland will be digging out of 2 feet or more of snow...So far it's been reported that we already have recieved 12 inches and winds gusting to 55 mph(snow drifts in my back yard are exceeding 5 feet....I kid you not!)and that's just the snow out ahead of this monster storm that is just now beginning to arrive on my door step..Local time is(5:30 CDT)I have a weather radio active and running during storms like this simply because I'd rather be prepared not scared..lol...As of now we are under a Blizzard Warning until Wednesday at 6 pm local time..Snow totals will range for us around 25 to 30 inches depending how much the lake effect machine decides to add seperately from the actual storm.Thunder and lightning and bursts of 2 to 3 inches an hour are not out of the question when we get storms like this which have been scarce the past 10 years or so here..Guess it's time to make up for the years we have gone without...lol...So with all that said I went and dug out a scene from my winter humor file and thought it was an appropriate time to share with all of you some of the Wisconsin Winter Blues that usually follow such historic winter storms such as this one.I created this scene above from actual events that seem to happen without delay after every snow fall...You go outside ....grab a snow shovel...clear out your driveway...try not to have a heart attack ...you then finish...begin to admire your hard work and then WTF !!!
Good Ole' Mr Plow Driver comes and shoves it all back plus what he brought with him from down the street...lol...Enough to make that little vein in your forehead wanna burst like an over filled water balloon...Then like magic..all these colorful metafores take place of the way you were raised and you go against all you know is right and begin to scream obsenities that would make a sailor blush...lol...I ask you....Now can anyone here relate ??...Of course exceptions will be allowed for those of you that live in a warm tropical climate and you may refrain from comment because all you would be doing is speculating what you think it would be like.....rofl....So anyway....Thought with all this winter weather raging around me that it was a perfect time to present this little winter humor for your viewing pleasure...I'm not expecting any groundhog to see his shadow because he'd have to dig throught 2 feet of(CENSORED)snow and quite frankly I don't think the little bugger is up to the task..besides it's going to take at least till June to melt all this Shhhhhhh.....errrr...Stuff!...
You all be safe....take care and pray my roof can hold all the weight of this historic snow event we are currently under..See you next time!...Hopefully....lol....
-=Will=-
Created in Bryce 7 with post work in Adobe Elements 8....
Comments (36)
eekdog Online Now!
well it's colorado winter blues right now Will, no snow, but sub zero temps. -10 today, windchill - 36 they said. delightful image my friend..
flavia49
fabulous image! I keep my fingers crossed!
jenny_c
Nice and chilly!
coolcatcom
This is so beautiful a fantasy land, white carpet that mother nature throws at your feet and up to your neck to embrace your willing body and freeze your brain in it's crystallized dryness of freezing shit. Now that's poetry dude! A suggestion from one that has a lot of experience in this subject matter. Draw summer scenes at times like this it's good for your mental health and well being. Believe me I know ! George BTW; we are getting it tomorrow, but piece of cake I'm Canadian.
CarolSassy
Brrrrrrrrr! No snow here in south central Texas, but we're gonna get down close to 20 degrees. Lovely image! Excellent work! (: I suppose lots of 'bed time' is in order in that kinda weather. heh heh heh! q-:
anitalee
Excellent
kbrog
Let it snow... let it snow... let it snow! ;D And people ask me why I moved down to Florida. To get away from the snow and ice! Excellent work on this! :)
mgtcs
Ohhhh....marvelous landscape, amazing winter scene, perfect textures and lighting, very well done! *****
alessimarco
~I have lived in the snow and the tropics....and I take the tropics! No need to convince you of that at this point I am sure! Great scene!~
jocko500
sound like a lot of snow. you made a wonderful image
claude19
an image that sums up your words! Too much snow on the tpoit and trees can be a cause collapse of the roof, which is not desirable, but mostly ... the snow will melt and you will gboueuse streams of water, if you don ' point are affected by floods. Good luck my friend, because I really am powerless to help you!
peedy
Fantastic image, Will! Happy plowing and cursing! ;-) Corrie
lyron
Very nice image!!!
3DClassics123456
Only a few snow in France, but a very cold weather!
vintorix
The picture is friendly and inviting, (come shovel with me..), Regarding the weather there isn't any cold weather, only 'Fresh'.
Bossie_Boots
Brrrrrr stay safe my friend superb scene !!
UteBigSmile
Most Excellent Artwork dear Will!
DananJaya_Chef
TallPockets
KW: HELLO! "Misery LUVS Company" (It's going around). One a BRIGHT note, your WISCONSIN basketballers came back to BEAT PURDUE last night. Think BO RYAN is a GREAT coach!). (GREAT work!)
farmerC
Fantastic work.
renecyberdoc
incredible weather conditions out there will keep warm and stay tuned.
annie5
Like a real photo..now the snow is here with -12c and wind! Fantastic image :)
VEDES
VERY NICE WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!
jmb007
beau travail
unstart
A beautiful bittersweet render!! Don't bother coming to south Texas to get warm..we woke up to 16 degrees today and snow is forecast for tomorrow!!
r6y6a6n6
Wouldnt like shoveling that snow nice image
npauling
A wonderful image you have created here and it looks very real too. I'm chuckling over your story too and I do hope that your roof holds up. I can just imagine how frustrating it must be to get all that snow delivered to your nicely shovelled driveway.
hipps13
I like snow but only to look at too cold for me bones and too slippery a fall wonderful work warm hugs, Linda
gmvgmvgmv
Sounds like heaven to me! Winter's the best!! Fine scene you have here, one I wouldn't mind finding myself in.
Umbetro38
Currently not much time but enough to visit your gallery - excellent work