Ten corporate managers said the business went fine One asked for a dividend split, and then there were nine. Nine corporate managers worked hard to lose weight One had a heart attack, and then there were eight. Eight corporate managers split a large project even One forgot to upload his share, and then there were seven. Seven corporate managers contemplate a merger with Netflix One didn’t like the due diligence report, and then there were six. Six corporate managers have personal accounts on Hi5 One leaked confidential data, and then there were five. Five corporate managers take a new markets world tour One got involved in the drug racket, and then there were four. Four corporate managers go on a shopping spree One spent his clients’ money, and then there were three. Three corporate managers decide to implement Bentoo, One used Windows 7 without licence, and then there were two. Two corporate managers gather collaterals for a loan One embezzles the profits, and then there was one. One corporate manger began to do the sums The IRS double checked them, and then there were none. * * * No corporate managers work hard for their investors’ benefit ....Oops! It must have slipped, I wasn’t even supposed to know it!