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More from Critical Massive.
Don't ask. I have no idea.
I don't know what those things are on her hat.
Or why she's wearing plastic goggles.
These two were sartorially miles from anyone else at the event, and that's saying something! Points for originality.
I don't know who they were or what they were doing.
Well, I do know they were drinking.
I also know they were taking turns brandishing a plastic sword with a partially eaten sausage duct taped to the end of it. The sausage had more than a passing acquaintance with a dirt floor somewhere. I don't know why they had a sausage duct taped to a plastic sword to begin with. (I made sure the sausage was not visible in the image. You're welcome.)
I also know that the one on the right was wearing leopard-print rubber rain boots and leopard-print tights.
Taking their picture was like herding cats.
When I was done photographing them, I had to go take a nap. Whew! They were quite something!
Young extraverts, full of energy and beer.
Comments (34)
Faemike55
Absolutely fun and enjoyable image, Tara. thanks for sharing the image and the verbal image
KatesFriend
Why does Rocky and Bullwinkle come to mind here?
netot
beautiful portrait. They look so natural and without any worry.
Chipka
WOW! I'm trying to figure out various reasons behind a dirty sausage duct-taped to a plastic sword. There's a story in there, somewhere: probably one of those "ya had to be there" stories. What a shot! I love the...um...are those Rocky Mountain oysters on her headgear? Just wondering. I wouldn't be surprised. What a duo of characters: for some reason, they remind me of Tank Girl and her sister, if Tank Girl even has a sister. I love this shot!
barbdennist
I'm not sure which is funnier, the picture or your description. I loved both. I won't say here what I think is on the hat...there might be children reading this.
jayfar
Hey Tara I reckon they swiped that sausage off the top with the sword, cant think of any other explanation!! OOOOH the pain!
awjay
i have an idea....but it makes my eyes water
TallPockets
''Well, I do know they were drinking.'' ''Young extraverts, full of energy and beer.'' SMILES.
whaleman
I have learned that there are many things that women and men will do that seemingly defy explanation. We can fill in the blanks ourselves, and most of those blanks will be filled with little spaces.
Fand
Great image, I love the color and saturation :)
qrud
Girls power?
njb2000
Nice head gear!
helanker
LOL! THey are something... but what, is not to say :))) Wonderful shot though :)
dreampaint
funny, nice shot
durleybeachbum
HILARIOUS narrative and wonderful pic!
PHELINAS
Very charming portraits!Excellent photo!
RodolfoCiminelli
A excellent and very original double portrait....!!!
bmac62
I am with Andrea:) What a shaky, yet dynamic duo.
MrsRatbag
Oh. My. Goodness. Definitely defying explanation, yet intriguingly attractive with it. What a marvelous portrait!
jophoto
The only explanation I can think of is not meant for these comments. Ouch! is all I will say. They look very bubbly otherwise. Must have been the liquids they were imbibing. Nice spontaneous portrait...funny narrative.
wysiwig
Warrior women letting their Red Sonja out to play. A charming portrait even with the implied connection between the sausage and trophy on the hat. And yes, your description was hilarious.
debbielove
Yes! Well!!!! I'm not even going to say what those 'items' on top of the lady on the rights's head resemble!!!! Quite....erm....stunning! (and possibly eye watering!) Rob
wlmay33
As I sit here, with a now aching belly, I have to ponder...what did everyone else look like? When I first saw them I thought, "That's my daughter and her friend, Marie!" (behind her). But taking my glasses off (so I can see, ironically), I was mistaken, or mishappen, or... That's not Marie, but by jove, the one up front SURE looks like one of my daughters (and just as quirky). But, then, how can I blame her? I'm the Dad. Great narrative, great picture (as I start dialin' the phone).
emmecielle
Very funny image! :)
Blush
Loved the intro Great capture as well They look very perky and full of life Must be the beer Hugs Susan~
RodS
OK - this is just a theory, now, mind you..... But in reading your description of the sausage taped to a plastic sword, I have to wonder if there is (or was) any kind of connection (in the literal sense) to the........ummmmm.......object(s) on the head of the girl with the goggles. You know, put the sausage and the 'head decoration' together, if you get my drift.... Hey, I said it was only a theory..... :-D No matter the subliminal message, the photo is a fun and delightful one, for sure! Good one, Tara!
jocko500
hahahah they funny for sure. you can do anything with duck take. even stopping a car or makeing a bridge with it. seen that on tv lol. forgot the name of the show
Lashia
Haha I love her hat! Great shot of these fun two- thanks for sharing! :)
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moochagoo
Very funny and refreshing picture. How nice ladies.
hipps13
but still how smiles as I remember a time at blockbluster warm hugs, Linda Kaye