The Ultimate X-Plane by neiwil
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You're not going to believe this!!!!
Following WWII a large number of files were sealed for 60, 70 even up to 100 yrs.This one was released only today, October 11th 2011, what a coincidence.
German designers spent the war years trying to come up with the ultimate weapon, they SUCCEEDED!
In 1939 a small meteor, the size of a Feuhrer Testical, landed in Bavaria.For the next 4 years German scientists studied and refined the object.
At the same time the aircraft company Blohmm and Voss were developing a new line in jet aircraft.Sleek and heavily armed, it was 'pants'.However at the end of 1944 the scientists made a breakthrough when they extracted 1 nanogram of Dark Matter from the meteor.The potential was incalculable, the possibilities endless.It was realised that by incorporating the Dark Matter into the B&V jet the results would be earth shattering.A cruising speed of Mach 5.5 would be easy.Range would be limitless, the single seat fighter could accomodate a crew of seven and carry four times it's own weight in ammunition.It would be impervious to bullet and shell fire as well as the ellements.The biggest advance though was actually a side effect, the aircraft would be rendered completely invisible and undetectable.To ensure maximum security the combining of aircraft and Dark Matter was carried out in the dead of night,by a hand full of chosen men.For total secrecy, the small group of scientists and B&V engineers who performed the operation were executed as soon as they returned from the field.A small 'glitch' became apparant the following morning....'NOBODY COULD FIND THE BLOODY THING'...
The war ended, and the file was locked away by a Goverment scared somebody might go out and find this 'Ultimate' weapon.Well the file is now open and presumably the plane is still sitting there waiting for it's first flight.So if you happen to be wandering in the forests around Hamburg at the weekend.........
Comments (14)
AliceFromLake
Hehe... nice story. :-) I am curious to read the follow-up of the story (and the secret picture).
Diemamker
Man! this is Great!..I just loved it, and the photo of the troups out there trying to find it was awesome!...I Laughed my head off when I saw this...Outstandingly done!!!...
warder348
Now thats a secret plane,the Feuhrer wasin't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, thank goodness.
flavia49
wonderful
debbielove
I was starting to believe this as I read it....then you dropped the punch line! Funny as hell mate, brilliant! Now, how are you going to Render an invisible aircraft? lol Rob
thecytron
The invisible plane? Very funny! Xcellent presentation!
pat40
Very good story
T.Rex
Ha, HA, haaaa! Now you've really out-done yourself, Neil! Just HOW will you find it, and then HOW will you render it? But, there's a slight hitch - the crew and their clothing aren't made of that special black matter stuff! They'll be seen, as if they were flying WITHOUT a plane at super sonic speeds, and their clothing NOT being torn off their bodies by the air resitance. Nice, weird targets! I bet Tailspin is the one to stumble across where the plane is located. The question then is, where's the entrance door? Next question - where's the cockpit? And then, where's the ignition, throttle and joystick? And, OOPS, I hit an invisible fire-something-or-other-button, sending Hamburg to Hamburger land! Now you have to explain that one to the German government. I doubt Angela Merkel will be pleased with Tailspin! Keep up the good work! :-) Still laughing!
Briney
Very, very funny... keep up the good work.
Osper
I think it's actually in the same warehouse that stores the Ark of the Covenant! LOL!!
Scrib
:-) LOL
auntietk
Heehee! :) Great story!
bmac62
A great fictional lead in requires a greaat fictional follow-up story Neil. How are we ever going to get it...have read your I'm Out of Here...the place won't be the same without you my friend!!! Hope you'll just be out of here for a short while...since our beloved ebots are back to stay.
android65mar
Just love your humour, Dark Matter meteorites-Whatever next!