------------- Villainess Pinups – Thyra

So that the gentle reader isn’t left with the unsavory idea that all villainous vixens are non-human, it should be stated that every race has a chance to produce someone truly vile. Yes, a few races have a tendency to generate more villains than others, and for that reason you’re likely to see a lot of Drow on these pages. Just to set the record straight, here’s one of the many human titillating terrors, Thyra Volcanis.

Thyra is like so many others who were born with magic in their veins, she was a little odd, and not well liked as a child. She admits to a certain awkwardness as a teenager and her time as an apprentice in the high forests of Caroo didn’t do much for her social skills. When she returned to civilization, she was ridiculed and insulted, driving her to seek training elsewhere, in the clutches of the Carnellian Sisterhood in Viridia. Well if that doesn’t teach you self confidence and self reliance, nothing will. So now she’s back in Carellon. She hasn’t just developed a thick skin, she’s grown up and filled out as well. All those muscled up warmages who gave her crap are about to get their comeuppance. Payback is a bitch and so is she.

Between raids on small towns in the high mountains, Thyra spends her down time painting, doing woodworking, sewing up her gang, and developing new weapons to kill people and break things. Fluent in fourteen languages, including ancient dialects of Atheaen, Maeceyean and Symballan, she has an impressive capacity for Metamagic feats equaled only by graduates of the prodigious magical universities like Kar’Dhaer or the Carellonian College of Mystics. However, when push comes to shove, she’s more likely to hang out with the bad boys of the Congress of Bandits at Rabblevale than the geeky science and magic types.

Thyra’s perfect date starts with a slave auction and a trip to bet at the fighting pits. After some gratuitous violence, it’s time for gratuitous sex. As a master alchemist, amongst her many other skills, she’ll bring her own drugs. When it gets to small talk, you’d better brush up on the history of warfare and weapons technology, as that’s her only true love. Don’t expect a call afterwards. Thyra is strictly a love ‘em and shoot ‘em in the head kinda gal.

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