Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
Comments (9)
doarte
'Kewl' concept and beautiful render +5 from doarte's MADHOUSE
MissKajunKitty
Forget the zombies, save me from the rats...LOL !! Those are some nasty little suckers, chew threw everything !! Cool Render !! :)
jakiblue
i HATE rats. But i love these cool little critters. LOL!
HeatherT
So now we are safe and in good hands. . . Intriguing idea and a great image!
OkrimSlava
beautiful done.
DM
Great work ... Superb!
maraich
So is she the savior of humanity, or is she saving zombies? You just know there would be people out there protesting the senseless destruction of zombies. Dawn is looking seriously good in her new togs. Glad you picked up that set.
maraich
Crap, I forgot to rate the image - five stars, but you had to know that.
GrandmaT
Great job!
Worldowner
Zombies always relevant:) Cool model, good work with the shoulders - its one of the most common problems with the poser created models, so many great ideas have been spoiled due to the fact that the artist is not able to solve this problem. It's good to see that there is someone who knows how to do it right. PS: I wonder what she holding in her right arm?...
donnena
Woot!!! Congrats on the nomination for AOM!!!!