Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (12)
lisalisette
Remarkable image.. very well done :)
jakiblue
thank you, lisalisette! I appreciate your comment! :d
woz2002
Very impressive & powerful composition. Lots of small elements that pull the image together ie: the rats the doll...even the torn seat & pedastal. Wonder why you didnt add some light behind the glasses so it looked like they were powered ?!<--Idle curiosity. Killer work...Daz has moved on a long way since I last looked at it. 5*
Mondwin
Magnificent scene my dear!!!Bravissima!V:DDD.Hugsxx Whylma
louisbourgain
Plein d'idées et une remarquable composition
illkirch
Hope it's a nice trip. Well done again
johndoop
Very different but so cool Nice and colorful!!!!!!!!!
esteduca
Inspiring!
moogieinspace
very nice sweetie,bright imaginative and full of surprises :)
HeatherT
Oh yes! This is so sweet!
texboy
Outstanding, Jaki....inspired!
Li-C.
This is absolutely beautiful! I love the whimsical and fantasy feeling of the image. Plus those zebra mice are ADORABLE!
Jean_C
Wonderful creative work, gorgeous image!