A MESSAGE FROM MS. AUTUMN FINE: "Hi guys! I want to say right off the bat that I am NOT pregnant!! I have been enjoying the holiday season, though, a little too much, starting way back at Halloween. One thing I'm grateful for is that the food holidays are about as far away as possible from bikini season. Gotta feel sorry for those southern hemisphere chicks. "So, like a lot of girls, my weight goes up and down, and right now it's up. I wanted to post this selfie as motivation to correct that. I promise, next time you see me, I'll have worked off my 'sugar baby.' "Of course, if my mom is any indication, I'll probably end up looking like a little barrel eventually. I just want to delay that as long as possible, or at least until I get married! LOL! Until then, new year, new body! Woo-hoo!! "And speaking of the New Year's, my grand plan begins as soon as I wake up on January 1st (which might be in the afternoon). As for New Year's Eve, my friends and I will be celebrating down at Hank's Honky-Tonk, trying to slip in a few last minute booze calories. Call me a piñata, because I'm gonna get smashed. Now, don't be worrying about my safety; I've got the cab company on speed dial. It's all good! "So anyway, I hope you all have a safe and fun New Year. May we all accomplish what we set out to do. See ya in 2014, baby!!!! XOXOXOXO"