Thankfully we were allowed to have THIS !, the most important part of the voting process, supplied by the good people at Remington. Mathew Kelly will ask the voter a simple question, when they get the answer right Mathew will hand them a 20p coin. They place the coin in the slot, turn this handle and this door at the bottom will open, the voter removes one round of ammunition, the bin will obviously be full on Polling Day, and loads it into the rifle, then takes aim at the candidate who brought in the least money and BANG!...next question please. In the unlikely event the voter gets the question wrong, they'll get 20p anyway just to keep things on schedule. By this simple process of elimination we should speedily come to last man standing....this MAY be the candidate who brought in the most money and therefore the most votes....or it may not, it may just be that the voter liked the colour of his tie on the day, only the voter will know....it's a lottery. Now, a couple of points, if any politician should buckle under the pressure of voting and try to run, a group of armed soldiers, each one recently returned from the war in Afghanistan to be told he's being made redundant, will gun him down ' like a dog in the street '. If the voter should flinch and not deliver a clean kill and a coup de grace is required, a group of highly trained, over worked, under paid NHS workers will move in and finish the job by any means they see fit ( no weapons or prescription drugs will be allowed ). So we approach the climax, one politician left standing, in shock, in awe, in gratitude and probably paddling in a pool of his own urine, certain he IS the new Prime Minister....BUT, now it is the biggest moment for the voter. They can accept their choice, walk over and shake the new Prime Ministers hand and the decision is final and voting is over for another 5 years.... OR the voter can request the " Final Round ". One question, one answer, for the whole enchilada...if the voter thinks they can do a better job than ALL the candidates, they must face the Damoclese question. Get the answer right and they get a final round to dispatch the remaining candidate, they take all the money and their family and move into No10 for a five year term, ever mindful of what awaits them in 2020. Get the answer wrong and the final candidate gets the job, the unlucky voter loses all their money, the respect of their family and friends, added to which, they'll face prosecution for multiple murders committed on primetime TV. So there you have it, Englandshire politics will never be the same again. In light of breaking news, the Lords have pointed out that a clause in the Act prevents registered candidates from withdrawing from the electoral process......we now return you to your scheduled Gallery posts.....I've been Beverley Moistbeaver and this is Channel 10, goodnight.....