Well, there will be NO need to get out of bed at unGoddly o'clock to go and vote before you go to work. There will be NO need to go to some musty old school gym or church hall to vote, in fact, you WON'T need to leave the house at all. There will be NO endless stream of candidates and electioneers knocking on your door asking " Have you voted yet and May I ask which party you voted for". Best of all, television will continue as normal...NO 18 hours of uninterrupted coverage on every channel, NO Jon Snow and his bloody ' Swingometer ', NO entry polls, NO exit polls, NO endless stream of boreing old farts predicting a swing to the left in Stamford or a landslide in some small Welsh mining village....just your usual everyday viewing. Except for 1 hour, between 11:00am and 12:00 when the election takes place and that will only displace Jeremy Kyle and who'll worry about that ?. YES! I hear you shouting at you're television but HOW can this possibly work ? well I shall explain.... On Thursday April 30th, the winner of the Peoples Postcode Lottery, besides the £1,000 daily jackpot, will also win the ' The Peoples Postcode Vote '. The winners name, address and postcode will be announced moments after the draw. After that any Englandshire resident, over the age of 18, can send a minimum of £10.00 in cash, cheque or postal orders along with the name of their choice for Prime Minister, to the lucky winner. Voting will close at 11:00am on Wednesday May 6th, money recieved after 11:00am will be counted but not as a vote. ( NO REFUNDS...please see website for full T's & C's ). It is estimated that this could boost the lucky winners prize fund to 10's of millions of pounds. When voting closes, the lucky winner and up to three family members will be whisked to London by luxury, chauffeur driven, Virgin train and they'll spend the night in the warm burrow of a luxury, Kingsize, Hypnos bed, courtesy of Premier Inn. ( WARNING: winner may have to share the bed with Lenny Henry, please see website for full T's & C's ). After a hearty breakfast of scrambled egg, bacon or sausage patty & hash brown in a muffin, courtesy of a well known fast food outlet, who do not advertise with Channel 10, the winner and family will be whisked to Downing Street by luxury, chauffeur driven pedal taxi. The winner will be brought to this very spot, where I'm standing now, for the ' Main Event ', saddly the family will have to stay outside the security gates. They WILL however be able to watch proceedings from the comfort of luxury, folding, nylon camp chairs, complete with arm rests AND cup holders, courtesy of The Army & Navy Store ( re-branded ' The M.O.D ' ). Around us will be a temporary, luxury Quiz Show Set courtesy of IKEA and the lucky winner will meet our host, the hilarious Mathew Kelly. At 10:30am, on the dot, the gates to Downing Street will be opened, any MP wishing to stand for Prime Minister will enter and line up in front of those railings, David Cameron, as incumbent, MUST stand for ' re-election'. At 10:45am, on the dot, the gates will be locked and there will be a 10 minute pre-show warm up, featuring last years I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here winner Carl Foggarty who will thrill spectators with his skills on a motorcycle while sticking strictly to Downing Streets 5mph speed limit. At 10:55am, music and opening credits and as Big Ben strikes 11 it's " Welcome to the 2015 General Election"....OK! obviously we don't have the Quiz Show set or the lucky winner and we're not aloud to waste........the time, of proper politicians but we have a trainee cameraman, Bob and he's going to stand in for David Cameron, Phil, the producer will play the part of the lucky winner, well I suppose we should call him / her the lucky ' voter ' when we get to this point. So now I'll take you through the voting procedure...