Sunday, June 14, 2015 "I visited Jurassic World yesterday and almost didn't survive it. That darned Emin-thing-a-majig Rex almost did me in! Long arms with big claws, and big spines on its neck and bone plates like armor on its head. And I don't have such assets. And worst of all, that monster's stolen my last name! I'm going to have a good talking to with the top bosses of InGen about creating fake dinos that don't or shouldn't exist! Maybe eating one or two of them will get my point across! Ooohhh, ow, woe is me, my cracked ribs hurt, my broken tail hurts, my sprained thigh hurts, my dislocated shoulder hurts, my split claw - yeow!, my sore neck, ouch!, and the bites around my neck - woe, woe, ow! And what a royal headache! Oh, woe, woe is me. And there's not a decent doctor who wants to treat me for some odd reason. I wonder why! Anyone have a few bottles of asperin or codein tablets they can spare? Woe, woe, woe is me!" - T.Rex. Ever hear a T.Rex cry or complain? Well, you just have! And now you are probably curious as to what happened. Just a word of warning - this film isn't quite suitable for little children. They may get a negative attitude towards dinosaurs because of one mean bully that shouldn't have been created. Oh, by the way, Jurassic World, like its predecessors, is where you feed the tourists to the animals. So be careful YOU don't wind up on the menu as hors d'oevre or dessert! Enjoy! (If I may say so) :-)