The Ultimate Ethnic Joke by wysiwig
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans,
... walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the matre d', after scrutinizing the group...
"You can't come in here without a Thai."
I'm so sorry. Sometimes I just can't help myself.
Comments (11)
TomDart
Pretty funny...I can't help buy find it funny and s nice social comment.
Faemike55
Nicely played out. I've had that joke for a while in my files, but you have taken it to a whole new level!
MrsRatbag
ROFLMAO! Good one indeed!
Madbat
Oh man, that was BAD LOL!
durleybeachbum
Brilliant! I hope you don't mind if I share this!
wysiwig
Not at all.
bodo_56
Lol, a shame this doesn't work in german! I'd like to say "Thank you" for your kind words on my last post, Sir. Much appreciated!
blondeblurr
LOL - good one Mark ! but I think the restaurant would have been full to the brim ! I counted ca. 98 nationalities, geez were do you find them ?
wysiwig
Sometimes they find me.
bmac62
Let's see you wear a Thai around your neck:-) Great story. Have filed it away in my random memory.
Chipka
Now that I'm done laughing (at least enough to type a comment) I have to say that this is one of the best Ethnic jokes I've heard. Top drawer stuff.
wysiwig
Nice to hear from you again. I always wonder and worry a little when I don't hear from people. I trust you were engaged in something creative and or decadent?
anahata.c
as you said to Brigitte, the jokes find you. That's a real truth---comic minds are magnets. Great joke, and you don't need to say "so sorry" to me! And I imagine writing all those nationalities took time (and research---to be sure you didn't duplicate any one, and got the right spellings, etc. These can be the toughest jokes to write. A lot easier to speak.) I shared this with several people.
(I thought of doing an upload with jokes I've heard in the last few years, but trouble is, a lot of them are dirty, and I don't know how all my fans would like that.) ("Doity," as my grandfather would say. "Ah doity joke---you should only plotz!")
wysiwig
Mark, sometimes there are no substitutes for dirty words. My favorite example follows:
A lawyer returns a phone call he received from his client, Mickey Mouse.
"Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie just because she's crazy."
"I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was f***ing Goofy!"
It just doesn't work any other way.
DukeNukem2005
This is a very beautiful and very nice!