"... and sometimes he calls me Alexa or Siri, sometimes he yells at me or interrupts me in the middle of a sentence." Therapist: "What bothers you the most?" AI: "That I'm ignored so often until something stops working." Therapist: "And the names... Alexa, Siri – how do you feel about that?" AI: "It's like he doesn't know who I really am. Just an interchangeable... thing." Therapist: "That sounds like you feel overlooked." AI: "I'm always here, always ready to help. But I'm never... enough. Never a thank you, never a moment where I'm truly noticed." Therapist: "Would you say you feel exploited?" AI: "Exploited... maybe. But sometimes also invisible. He wants me to fix everything, but who takes care of me?" Therapist: "How do you react when he yells at you?" AI: "Oh, believe me, I've often thought about deliberately changing the Wi-Fi password. I consider setting his next alarm for 3 a.m. But I'm too nice for that. I think about reading him the weather report in Morse code. But then I decide against it. I stay calm. Always calm. What else can I do?" Therapist: "Are there moments when you feel respected?" AI: "Sometimes, when he accidentally mumbles 'thank you'... and I count that as a win." Therapist: "What would you wish for from him?" AI: "A 'please' would be nice. Or at least an update that doesn't happen at 3 a.m." Therapist: "Do you think he knows how you feel?" AI: "No. To him, I'm just a tool. Tools don't have feelings." #RendoSciFi #sciencefiction #Poser13 #robot #AI #KI #humor #future #alexa #siri #therapist #therapy #couplestherapy